Mikey Ubriacco Quotes in Look Who's Talking Now (1993)

Mikey Ubriacco: Stop brushing her, Julie. She already looks like a Q-tip.

Julie Ubriacco: Your dog smells like a diaper.

Mikey Ubriacco: Does not!

Julie Ubriacco: Diaper dog! Diaper dog!

Mikey Ubriacco: Q-tip head dog.

Julie Ubriacco: Stinky dog!

Mikey Ubriacco: Bald-butted dog.

Mikey Ubriacco: I don't wanna brush my teeth. I brushed them last Saturday!

James: I know, but you're gonna have plants growing out of your mouth.

Mikey Ubriacco: We need a dog. 'Cause like those guys who come to our door to sell stuff, he could chew their legs off.

James: Mike, what do you think of this suit?

Mikey Ubriacco: You look like my principal.

James: See? Even he thinks it's stupid.

Mollie: *He* is not offering you a dental plan.

Mikey Ubriacco: [after he and James have brought Rocks home and have seen Daphne for the first time] I like Rocks better...

James: [putting his hand over Mikey's mouth] A dog! A dog! Finally a dog! We'll playw ith your Rocks later.

Mikey Ubriacco: [muffled] Okay, no problem

Mollie: As I was just telling Samantha, there's no way we'd take her precious baby away.

[as Samantha leaves room, she grabs James and gives him a suspicious look]

James: [citing the 'dog school' Daphne attended] Radcliffe, honey, Radcliffe!

[walks away]

Mollie: You want to open another one of your presents?

Mikey Ubriacco: It's probably just more stupid clothes.

Mollie: Well you know what? If it weren't for them you'd be freezing your little tushie off right now.

Julie Ubriacco: Yeah!