Mechanic 1 Quotes in National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

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Mechanic 1 Quotes:

  • Mechanic 2: Ain't never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.

    Clark: Yeah, well, I'm from out of town. So, what's the bill? Come on, come on, how much?

    Mechanic 1: How much you got?

    Clark: No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.

    Mechanic 1: And I'm asking how much you got!

    Clark: You're out of your mind. Look, I don't have time to play around, OK? So how much is it?

    Mechanic 1: [waving a wrench] All of it, boy!

    Clark: What does your sheriff think of your business practices?

    [Mechanic 1 laughs and shows Clark his sheriff's badge]

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