Panic Quotes in Hercules (1997)
Hades: I can't believe this guy. I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even...
[Hades notices Pain is wearing Air-Hercs]
Hades: What... are... those?
Pain: Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
[begins to shout]
Hades: and you are wearing his merchandise?
[Hades almost blows up in front of Pain, but stops to see Panic slurping some "Herculade"]
Panic: [chuckling nervously] Thirsty?
[Hades shouts out loud, blows up and the whole city rumbles]
Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
Pain: You mean, *if* he gets outta there.
Panic: If? If is good.
Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...?
Pain, Panic: Oh, my Gods!
[they run, Hades seizes them]
Hades: So you took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words?
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays.
Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
Pain, Panic: [disguised as kids trapped in a rockslide] Somebody call IX-I-I.
Pain: Coming, your most lugubriousness.
Panic: Oh, sorry. I can handle it.
[Runs down the stairs; trips and crashes into Pain; they tumble down the stairs; Pain is now stuck to Panic's horns]
Pain: Pain - Ow!
Panic: And Panic - eechk!
Pain, Panic: ...reporting for duty!
Hades: Fine, fine, fine. Just inform me the minute the Fates arrive.
Panic: Oh, they're here!
Hades: [shouting] What! The Fates were here and you didn't tell me?
Pain, Panic: Ohh... We are worms!
[as they grovel, they turn into worms]
Pain, Panic: Worthless worms!
Hades: Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting.
[after Pain and Panic, disguised as children, are rescued by Hercules]
Hades: Stirring performance, boys. I was really moved.
Panic: "Jeepers, Mister"?
Pain: I was going for innocence.
Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for ya. How do you kill a god?
Pain: [sounds assertive at first] I do not... know.
Panic: You can't... they're immortal?
Hades: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.
[Meg encounters a rabbit and a gopher in the woods]
Meg: Aw, how cute. A couple of rodents lookin' for a theme park.
Pain: [as rabbit] Who are you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny.
Panic: [as chipmunk] A-And I'm his gopher.
Panic: [after catching the eye the Fates use to see] OH, Gross!
Pain: It blinked!
[Tyler meets Panic for the first time]
Panic: See, they call me Panic 'cause I never do. How about you?
[Tyler asks Panic a question as he watches Panic steal out of Rome's bags]
Tyler: Did you ever kill anybody?
Panic: What kind of a question is that?
Tyler: A pretty direct one.
Panic: All right. I've killed about as many dudes as you've boned chicks. You make the call.
Tyler: Whew. That many? Wow.
Panic: [Tyler walks off as Panic tells himself] The kid's all right.
[Panic and Jerry get in a fighting match]
Jerry: [Jerry jumps on top of Panic with a knife] Squeal and die!
[the two fight as Panic gets on top of Jerry]
Panic: [Panic begins to repeatedly punch Jerry in the face] I'll fuckin' kill you! You gonna skin me? Fuck you! Come on! Come on! You fuck! You country fuck!
[Tyler shoots the basketball to Panic's game]
Panic: [Tyler shoots the jump shot and makes it] Again.
Tyler: I made it.
Panic: Yeah, well, I wasn't looking.
Panic: [Tyler makes the shot again] Lucky shot. Again.
Tyler: [Panic passes Tyler the ball] It's your turn.
Panic: [Tyler passes Panic the ball] Oh, so you make the rules now, huh?
Tyler: [they're ride honks the horn to pick the two up] Yeah, I do. Game's over.
[Tyler and Panic find their first tick]
Tyler: It's a tick. Vampires of the insect world.
Panic: Uh. That sucker's nasty.
Tyler: Got a match or something?
Panic: Yeah. Hold on.
Tyler: My grandfather told me this. They're too tough to squash.
Panic: [Tyler lights the match on the tick as it flames up] Damn.
[the kids arrive at the Campgrounds Lodge]
Rome Hernandez: This is it. This place looks worse than the projects.
Dee Dee Davenport: Definitely not cable-ready.
Melissa Danson: Wait till you check out the toilette, princess.
Rome Hernandez: Do we got to actually sleep in this dump?
Panic: Give me a dark alley over this place, anytime. This place ain't right, man. It's too quiet. It's too goddamn quiet.
[Rome and Panic get into the beds of their shared bunk bed]
Rome Hernandez: Hey! Man, this place reminds me of Boy's Republic back in juvenile hall.
Panic: [Panic screams like a kid] What!
[Holly tells the kids what to do if they see any bugs]
Holly Lambert: Just don't touch it if you don't know what it is.
Melissa Danson: Don't touch it? It attacked me.
Holly Lambert: Oh, come on, guys. Bugs don't attack unless they're aggravated.
Tyler: Great. Classic story. The adults not believing the kids. Thanks.
Panic: I should've brought a piece, man. This place ain't safe.
[Jerry asks Charles Danson about the kids]
Jerry: These all your kids?
[Jerry and Sir laugh repeatedly while walking out of the campsite]
Panic: I knew I should've brought a piece, man.
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