Davenport Quotes in National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

Ed, the car salesman: I'll get to the bottom of this. Davenport!

Davenport: Yes, Mr. Ed?

Ed, the car salesman: Mr. Griswold ordered a blue sports wagon, where is it?

Davenport: I don't know sir.

Ed, the car salesman: [to Clark] I know what must have happened. It didn't come in.

Clark Griswald: Ed, I'm not your average everyday fool. Now I want my blue sports wagon and if you can't get it I'm gonna take my business elsewhere! Where's my old car?

Ed, the car salesman: I'm just as upset as you are, believe me. Davenport! Get Mr. Griswald's car back and bring it back here! Now I can get you the wagon, there's not problem there. The problem is that it might take six weeks. Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.

Clark Griswald: I don't want to drive it. I just want my old car back. I'm not falling for this. Let's go, Russ

Marco - Blind Swordsman: I love to paint.

Davenport: Oh wow, are you any good?

Marco - Blind Swordsman: I don't know.

Davenport: [coaxing the children for a shot] You'll just fall asleep and then you'll see Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

Brian: I don't believe in Santa Claus.

Dr. Carter: What? You don't believe in Santa?

[when Davenport and Marina D'Angelo meet to speak about the rebellion in hell]

Davenport: The rich planned this for ages! They've created a world of puppets with TV and propaganda, a kind of evil Disneyland where men...

Marina D'Angelo: [interrupting him] And women, Jack!

Davenport: Sure, men and women. Where men and women are guiltless, and not responsible for their acts! I won't stand for it!