Tall Thebian Quotes in Hercules (1997)


Tall Thebian Quotes:

  • Hercules: Pardon me. It seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.

    Tall Thebian: Yeah? And who are you?

    Hercules: I'm Hercules, and I happen to be... a hero.

    [All laugh]

    Elderly Thebian: Is that so? Have you ever saved a town before?

    Hercules: Uh... no, not exactly. But...

    Tall Thebian: Have you ever reversed a natural disaster?

    Hercules: Well... no.

    Tall Thebian: Will you listen to this? He's just another chariot chaser. This we need.

  • Heavyset Woman: It was tragic. We lost everything in the fire.

    Burnt Man: Everything except old Snowball here.

    Tall Thebian: Now were the fires before or after the earthquake?

    Earthquake Lady: They were after the earthquake, I remember.

    Heavyset Woman: But before the flood.

    Elderly Thebian: Don't even get me started on the crime rate!

    Heavyset Woman: Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry.

    Elderly Thebian: Tell me about it! It seems like every time I turn around, there's some new monster wreakin' havoc and I...

    Burnt Man: All we need now is a plague of locusts.

    [a locust jumps on and chirps, everyone screams]

    Elderly Thebian: That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!

  • Burnt Man: Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Achilles?

    Phil: Watch it, pal!

    Tall Thebian: Yeah, you're right. Hey, uh, nice job on those heels! Ya missed a spot!

    Phil: You... I got your heel! Right here!

    [Phil head-butts the Tall Thebian]

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