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  • Little old lady: [talking to herself] What have I forgotten?

    Leroy: Beer?

    Little old lady: No, not beer...

  • Little Old Lady: [to her husband] I want you to meet two nice boys.

    [She introduces Beavis first]

    Little Old Lady: This is Travis and Bob.

    [to Butt-head]

    Little Old Lady: And, what's your last name, dear?

    Butt-head: Uh, Head. My first name is Butt.

  • Little Old Lady: Oh, hello, there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?

    Beavis: Yeah. We're gonna score.

    Little Old Lady: Oh, well, I hope to score big there, myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots.

    Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Yeah. Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?

    Little Old Lady: Oh, there are so many slots, you won't know where to begin.

    Beavis: Whoa. Hey, Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.

    Butt-head: Cool.

    Little Old Lady: It's so nice to meet young men who are so well-mannered.

    Beavis: Yeah. I'm gonna have money and a big screen TV and there's gonna be sluts everywhere. It's gonna rule.

    Little Old Lady: Well, that's nice.

  • Little Old Lady: I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.

    Beavis: Really? I poop too much.

    Little Old Lady: Oh. Maybe you're lactose intolerant.

    Beavis: I mean... No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.

  • Little Old Lady: Yoohoo! Travis and Bob Head! Hello!

  • [Getting back on the bus]

    Butt-head: Wait a minute. We can't leave Washington till we find that chick.

    Little Old Lady: Oh, we're a long way from Washington, Bob. This is the Hoover Dam.

    Beavis: Dam? Heh heh. I'll be damned.

  • [Arriving at the Hoover Dam]

    Beavis: We're in Washington.

    Butt-head: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna score.

    Little Old Lady: Actually, son, we're at the Hoover Dam.

    Beavis: No, no. We're in WASHINGTON!

    Butt-head: Yeah. WE'RE GONNA SCORE NOW!

  • Little Old Lady: Excuse me... aren't you R.J. Fletcher?

    R.J. Fletcher: Yes!

    [she knees him in the groin, he collapses in pain]

  • Little Old Lady: [to Stephen and Jenny] Pardon me, but you make a beautiful couple.

    Stephen TorcelliDanny Russo: Thank you.

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