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  • Dr. Webster: Now I think the first thing we should do is pick out a name for you and I think that you should pick it. Do you know what you want your name to be? What?

    Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Judy Finkel!

    Dr. Webster: Judy Finkel is a nice name, but it's a woman's name.

    Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay!

    Dr. Webster: No, it's not okay! You really should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, something that suits you.

    Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: William F. Buckley!

    Dr. Webster: There already is a William F. Buckley.

    Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay! William G. Buckley!

    Dr. Webster: I think you should have your own name, a name that's not like a famous person's.

    Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga! Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?

    Dr. Webster: I doubt it!

  • Dr. Webster: Now, do you have any questions?

    Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Yes, why is my face leaking?

  • Diane Gerard: What's this?

    Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dress.

    Dr. Webster: And who wears the dress?

    Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Pope.

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