Dr. Weaver Quotes in Men in Black (1997)

Dr. Weaver: What's with the cat?

Cop in Morgue: Oh, the cat. Yeah, well, there's a problem with the cat. Sign here.

Dr. Weaver: [signing] What's the problem with the cat?

Cop in Morgue: It's your problem.

[leaves chortling at his own joke]

Dr. Weaver: I hate the living.

Kay: [looking skywards] They're beautiful, aren't they?

Jay: What?

Kay: The stars.

Jay: K, you're frightening your partner...

Kay: I haven't been looking for a partner. I've been looking for a replacement.

Jay: K, I can NOT do this by myself, all right?

Dr. Weaver: Hey, guys, can you drop me off home? My apartment isn't in this area...

Kay: I've just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That's one of a hundred memories I don't want.

[Dr. Weaver is trying to stall Edgar so she can escape]

Dr. Weaver: You don't want to eat me. I'm a very important person on my planet. Like a queen, a goddess even. There are those who worship me. I'm not saying this to impress you, I'm just warning you it could start a war.

Edgar: War? Good. That means more food for my family. All 78 million of them. That's a lot of mouths to feed, Highness.

Dr. Weaver: You're a wonderful dad, but I'm staying HERE!

[escapes]

[the Bug takes Dr. Weaver with him into the flying saucer]

Edgar: You're coming with me.

Dr. Weaver: What?

Edgar: It's a long trip. I'll need a snack.

[blasting Edgar the Bug]

Dr. Weaver: Interesting job you guys have...