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  • Detective Anderson: You were just beating to death your pirate boyfriend. I know, I saw!

  • Newscaster: But death by lawnmower is not the end of the strange twists in THIS case.

    Detective Anderson: 'Course, it's hard to be real specific at this point, but yes, apparently parts of her are missing.

    Newscaster: Do you know which parts or how many?

    Detective Anderson: Uhh... like I said, it's hard to be real specific... at this point. She's just one giant jigsaw puzzle.

    Newscaster: Jigsaw puzzle?

    Detective Anderson: Jigsaw puzzle.

  • The Unknown: What I'd like to know is how did you get the dope from headquarters on this case?

    Detective Anderson: The same way I get everything, with my mind. I've got the greatest brain that ever existed.

  • Detective Anderson: Did you do much looking around?

    Detective Jones: Did I? That's just what I was doing when somebody socked me with a piano.

  • Cornelia van Gorder: [Anderson picks up a gun after Fleming is killed] Why that's my revolver!

    Detective Anderson: [inspects it] One shot fired.

    Cornelia van Gorder: I fired that shot myself last night.

    Detective Anderson: Nice try, Miss Van Gorder, but I'm placing your niece under arrest for the murder of Courtleigh Fleming.

    Cornelia van Gorder: You can't arrest her without a coroner's verdict, and you'll have to wait on Dr. Vanrees for that.

    Detective Anderson: Miss Van Gorder, when I find a need to make an arrest, I'll make it! And I won't wait for any coroner's verdict.

  • Detective Jones: Hey, what type of joint is this?

    Detective Anderson: Who are you?

    Detective Jones: Who am I? Who do you think I am? W.T. Jones. Super-sleuth of Oakdale County.

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