Daniel Collins Quotes in Eulogy (2004)

Daniel Collins: Hey, did we have a blackout last night?

Kate Collins: That's what I heard.

Skip Collins: Yeah, we sure did. I couldn't even find my room.

[Lucy smacks him with a newspaper]

Skip Collins: What?

Lucy Collins: You found my room all right.

Skip Collins: It was dark.

Lucy Collins: So you hid in my closet? With your *kids*?

Skip Collins: [shouts] We were lost!

Kate Collins: Hey, hey, hey! You guys! Could one of you *please* tell me one nice thing I can say about your dead father

Lucy Collins: [after a long pause] He often called me Andrea for no reason.

Daniel Collins: I was Barry.

Daniel Collins: Go talk to your mother.

Skip Collins: You talk to her, alright? She's a downer.

Daniel Collins: She's a widow.

Skip Collins: She was a downer first.

Daniel Collins: I think that marriage is based on commitment and communication and not necessarily the presence of penis.