T.K. Quotes in Suicide Kings (1997)

T.K.: [Lono holds everyone at gun point, T.K.'s beeper goes off] It's my girlfriend.

Charlie Barret: T.K., call your woman back, come on...

T.K.: [while emptying a vase] Hasn't anyone here ever heard of a bedpan?

Ira Reder: [shaking his head] T.K., no. It's from Sri Lanka.

T.K.: [handing Ira the flowers that were in the vase] These are for you.

Ira Reder: That's not funny, T.K.!

[after it is revealed that both Avery and Max were involved in Elise's kidnapping]

Lono Veccio: Charlie, what do you want me to do?

Charlie Barret: Shoot...

T.K.: No!

Charlie Barret: [points] ... him.

[Lono shoots Brett in the leg. Brett goes down, screaming]

Brett Campbell: Aw, fuck, why *me*?

Charlie Barret: [re: his own kidnapping] It was *your* idea, Dunsky!