Laurence Faggot Quotes in The Magic Christian (1969)

Sir Herbert: [pleads with Laurence, the ship's doctor] If you could please just give me some tranquilizers...

Laurence Faggot: Escape into drugs? Mask your fears in an artificial fog? Oh, surely you can't be serious.

Sir Herbert: Oh, well... give me some decent English aspirin!

Laurence Faggot: [pulls out a lit marijuana joint] Here, Sir Herb, try this. It's just what the doctor ordered.

Sir Herbert: What is it?

Laurence Faggot: It's cannabis, Sir Herb.

[inhales, then, choked]

Laurence Faggot: It'll tighten your wig.