T.K. Johnson Quotes in Exit Wounds (2001)
T.K. Johnson Quotes:
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[Orin sneaks up on T.K. who is watching a drug deal go down]
Orin Boyd: Bird watching?
T.K. Johnson: Aw, no man. You know, just checking on my old lady. You know, keeping tabs on her.
Orin Boyd: Women. You can't trust 'em.
T.K. Johnson: Not as far as I can throw her ass... and she a big bitch.
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[T. K. Johnson and Latrell Walker coming into a luxury-car dealership]
T.K. Johnson: Whoa! This is what I'm talking about, this is what I'm talking about.
Latrell Walker: [looks at the silver Bentley Arnage] Nice color.
T.K. Johnson: Yeah, if you're Puffy.
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T.K. Johnson: [when Boyd arrests Johnson] Shit! Come on, man. Quit treating me like I'm Tupac. It's my hand!
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Henry Wayne: Do you like big women?
T.K. Johnson: I love big women. Oh, if you want to feel the heat you got to have the meat.
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T.K. Johnson: [to Orin] Say hello to my sumo Negro! He about to turn your ass into sashimi.
[cackles]
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T.K. Johnson: [over the closing credits, in Wayne's TV show] You ever been with a big woman?
Henry Wayne: [smiles] Yeah, it was OK.
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T.K. Johnson: [to Orin] Have a drink, mother fucker!
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[last lines]
T.K. Johnson: Oprah, stay big, baby.
Henry Wayne: Oprah's great.
T.K. Johnson: Stay big.
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Trish: Hey, what are you doing?
Orin Boyd: I'm a cop, it's alright.
Trish: Since when do cops make things okay?
T.K. Johnson: Yeah, man! Since when do cops make... Man, that shit hurts.
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T.K. Johnson: By the end of the night you just might...
[T.K. sees Orin enter]
T.K. Johnson: Fuck me!
Static Waitress: Dang! Now you talking.
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T.K. Johnson: [while being arrested] Hey no don't go, Don't leave, He's gonna try and put a plunger in my ass.
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T.K. Johnson: [to the strippers] I need to see a little bit more green than that, baby. Come on, put it on. I like color. Oh yeah, put it on, put it on. That's it. Squeeze it on. There you go. Hey, baby. Put them on the glass.
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Alan Morris: The cheapest car we have here is seventy five thousand dollars.
Latrell Walker: That it? It got a lot of head room. Get it. Head room.
T.K. Johnson: Yo! This is it.
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