T.J. Krupp Quotes in House Arrest (1996)

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T.J. Krupp Quotes:

  • [to their parents]

    Matt Finley: Just one thing, we don't take sociology.

    T.J. Krupp: You guys should pay more attention.

  • T.J. Krupp: My dad treats my mom like dirt.

    Matt Finley: And my dad's coming up on his second year with Louise.

    Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: So?

    Matt Finley: So he always divorces in his second year, you know that, it's like clockwork.

  • Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Your parents are here because you guys said they needed help. Now you could care less, you're too busy playing football or watching TV or having some party. I have news for you, this was my idea, and it's not a game, and it's not a party, and I'm not doing it to impress anybody. Now you got that, Matt? Or are you too busy kissing up to T.J.?

    T.J. Krupp: [grabs Grover] What's wrong with that?

    Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Go ahead... beat me up.

  • T.J. Krupp: [bringing their parents to Grover's to lock them in the basement] It took us over 6 hours to get them here, we ain't taking them back.

  • T.J. Krupp: [setting a trip wire trap for Chief Rocco] Hey, that old fart still thinks he's the chief of police, he's dangerous, alright?

    Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: But I still don't see why we need this.

  • T.J. Krupp: [installing the security door] Folk's, your look at the enforcer 2000 it's the best security door that money can buy now uh there's no need to thank me it's my gift to you and since your my favorite new customer's here's a little bonus gift

    [show's off jumper cable's]

    T.J. Krupp: a shiny new pair of jumper cable's which just so happen to be connected to two count em two 12 bolt car batterie's in my backpack, now that's why your gonna hand over the knife Mr. Beindorf

    Ned Beindorf: [confused] What are you talking about?

    T.J. Krupp: Lets just say that this tomatoe here is you, gentleman please

    [destroy's tomatoe]

    Janet Beindorf: We'll he wouldn't use that on us.

    Ned Beindorf: No he wouldn't.

    Janet Beindorf: So let's go.

    T.J. Krupp: Give it to me Mr. Beindorf!

    Ned Beindorf: [nervous] of course.

    T.J. Krupp: Now give me whatever Mrs. Beindorf was digging with.

    Janet Beindorf: That was mine he was using this piece of chair.

    T.J. Krupp: Give it to me and give me the rest of the chair too!

    Ned Beindorf: Why not just tell him everything maybe he here's my social security number, I'm surprised your not up there helping them.

    Janet Beindorf: We'll if you were theydl'd never finish.

    T.J. Krupp: Good catch you later.

    Ned Beindorf: Who is this guy?

    T.J. Krupp: Remember this hurts us more than than it hurts you.

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