Aunt Lily Quotes in Eulogy (2004)

Fred Collins: What the hell is that?

Aunt Lily: It's your birthday cake. I was hoping it would be a surprise.

Ted Collins: I'm more than surprised. I'm shocked!

Fred Collins: This isn't what we ordered.

Aunt Lily: You don't *order* your mother. I spent two days making...

Ted Collins: We *ordered* an erotic cheesecake.

Aunt Lily: Excuse me?

Ted Collins: You're excused.

Aunt Lily: Where did they even hear the term 'Erotic Cheesecake'?

Skip Collins: Hey, somebody's gotta teach them these things, right?

Aunt Lily: What things? That you can make a cheesecake look like disembodied breasts?

Skip Collins: ...Or an ass...