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Constable Kockenlocker Quotes:

  • Constable Kockenlocker: [to his 14-year-old daughter, gruffly but jokingly] Listen, Zipper-puss! Some day they're just gonna find your hair ribbon and an axe someplace. Nothing else! The Mystery of Morgan's Creek!

  • Constable Kockenlocker: The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents - never stop to think if their old man could get by for 50 years and feed 'em and clothe 'em - he maybe had something up here to get by with - things that seem like brain twisters to you might be very simple for him.

  • Constable Kockenlocker: Daughters. Phooey.

  • Emmy: That's not being very helpful.

    Constable Kockenlocker: What do you want me to do? Learn to knit?

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