Constable Jones Quotes in Mary Poppins (1964)

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Constable Jones Quotes:

  • Mrs. Banks: Oh, George, you didn't jump into the river. How sensible of you!

    [Mr. Banks kisses her]

    Constable Jones: [into phone] It's all right, sir, he's been found! No, *alive*! Or so I presume, he's a-kissin' the Mrs. Banks.

    Mrs. Banks: I've been so worried, what happened at the ba...

    [Mr. Banks picks her up and whirls her around]

    Mr. Banks: I've been sacked! Discharged! Flung into the street!

    [singing]

    Mr. Banks: A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down! Tra-la-laaa-lalalalala!

    Ellen: Gone off his crumpet, that's what he's done. Dotty as you please.

  • Constable Jones: [on phone] That's what I said, sir. Go fly a kite!

    [pause]

    Constable Jones: Well, no, sir, no. I didn't mean you *personally.*

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