Christy Quotes in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

Christy: Skag! You sank my destroyer!

Christy: When did you get back?

Eduardo Saverin: I got back this afternoon.

Christy: And when were you going to call me?

Eduardo Saverin: Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired and...

Christy: Or answer one of my 47 texts? Did you know I sent 47 texts?

Eduardo Saverin: I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behavior.

Eduardo Saverin: Open your present. It's a silk scarf.

Christy: Have you EVER seen me wear a scarf?

Eduardo Saverin: This will be your first.

Christy: You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook?

Eduardo Saverin: It's a little embarrassing so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.

Sean Parker: And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. Unless you take bad advice, in which case you may as well have come up with a chain of very successful yogurt shops. When you go fishing you can catch a lot of fish, or you can catch a big fish. You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to fourteen trout?

Christy: No, he's holding a three-thousand-pound marlin.

Sean Parker: Yup!

Mark Zuckerberg: That's a good analogy.

Eduardo Saverin: Okay, but we all know that marlins don't really weigh three-thousand pounds, right?

Christy: Have you seen the big ones up close?

Eduardo Saverin: No I haven't, but I really don't think the guy's holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover. That would be a really big fish and a very strong guy.

Christy: You think we might be getting away from the point?

Johnny: Are you okay little girl?

Christy: Don't "little girl" me. I've been carrying this family on my back for over a year, ever since Frankie died. He was my brother too. It's not my fault that he's dead. It's not my fault that I'm still alive.

Johnny: Ah, Christy.

Christy: Mom was always crying because he was her son. But he was my brother too. I cried too... when no one was looking. I talked to him every night.

Ariel: She did, Dad.

Christy: I talked to him every night, until...

Johnny: ...until when?

Christy: Until I realized I was talking to myself.

Christy: It's not "José, can you see", it's "Oh say, can you see".

Ariel: Cool!

Christy: Cool? Where'd you hear that?

Ariel: I don't know, I just heard it.

Christy: Ugh, you're already American, it's disgusting!

Christy: We heard Manhattan before we ever saw it, a thousand strange voices coming from everywhere. And you're not going to believe this, but we had to go under the water to get to the city. And we lost contact with everything; it was like we were on another planet.

[last lines]

Christy: [voiceover] It was as hard for Frankie to smile when the tumor was malignant as it was for my dad to cry after. But they both managed it. I'm going to switch this off now. It's not the way I want to see Frankie any more. Do you still have a picture of me in your head? Well, that's like the picture I want to have of Frankie. One that you can keep in your head forever. So when you go back to reality, I'll ask Frankie to please, please let me go.

Christy: Bye Mateo! Look after Frankie!

Johnny: Bye Mateo! Look after F...

Christy: [Asks for third wish in her head then speaks] Say goodbye to Frankie dad.

Johnny: What?

Christy: Say goodbye to Frankie.

Johnny: [Whispers] Goodbye Frankie.

Christy: He can't hear you.

Christy, Johnny: [slightly louder] Goodbye Frankie.

Johnny: [Normal Volume] Goodbye Frankie.

[first lines]

Christy: [voiceover] There's some things you should wish for and some things you shouldn't. That's what my little brother Frankie told me. He told me I only had three wishes, and I looked into his eyes, and I don't know why I believed him.

Christy: Listening to my mom and dad I was scared we weren't going to get across the border. And if I didn't talk to Frankie, how we're going to get into America? Please Frankie, please. Please help us I said.

Ariel: What are transvestites?

Christy: A man who dresses up as a woman.

Ariel: For Halloween?

Christy: No, all the time. All the time.

Ariel: Why?

Christy: It's just what they do here, OK?

Mateo: You the kids from upstairs?

Christy: Yeah.

Mateo: Is this Halloween?

Christy: Yeah.

Mateo: Hm. Where you from?

Christy: Ireland.

Mateo: You came all the way to America to trick or treat?

Christy: What if I have it?

Johnny: Have what?

Christy: Mateo's disease.

Johnny: That's not possible, Christy?

Christy: How do you know that?

Johnny: God won't let that happen to you.

Christy: You don't believe in God.

Johnny: Why would youse wanna be the same as everybody else?

Ariel: 'Cause everybody else goes trick-or-treating.

Sarah: What's that?

Ariel: It's what they do here for Halloween.

Johnny: What do you mean? Like, help the Halloween party?

Christy: No. Not help the Halloween party. You don't ask for help in America. You demand it. Trick-or-treat- you don't ask, you threaten.

Sarah: You can't do that on our street.

Christy: Why not?

Sarah: Because you can't threaten drug addicts and transvestites, that's why.

Mateo: This house is haunted, but it's not scary. It's a magic house.

Ariel: Frankie believed in magic.

Mateo: Who's that?

Ariel: Frankie. Our brother. He died.

Christy: He fell down some stairs when he was two. We thought he was okay... but there was something in his brain. A brain tumor. It was malignant.

Ariel: [to Mateo] Are you crying? Are you?

Ariel: It's okay, he's in Heaven now.

[through her camcorder, we see Christy walk into Mateo's empty room - we see the view out the window, and then Christy turns to see Ariel sitting on the couch, grief in her eyes]

Ariel: [whispering sadly] He never said goodbye...

Christy: What?

Ariel: [shakily] He never said goodbye.

Christy: Are you awake, Ariel?

Ariel: Yeah. Are you, Christy?

Christy: Yeah.

Christy: It's just not what I was expecting. Where are the cabins and canoes?

[last lines]

Amy: I killed it. I killed the monster.

Christy: Yes, you did.

Insp. Craig: I've seen that look on your face before, I think you've got your man.

Robert 'Bob' Curtis: I'm not sure if it is a man.

Christy: A woman?

Robert 'Bob' Curtis: No...

Christy: Animal, vegetable or mineral?

Robert 'Bob' Curtis: It could be a wolf...