Rosenberg Quotes in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)


Rosenberg Quotes:

  • Rosenberg: I think Kumar's a "faygele".

    Goldstein: Oh, they're totally gay for each other.

    Rosenberg: Hey, you wanna suck on this?

    Goldstein: Uh-huh. Mmm.

  • Goldstein: Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.

    Harold: Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?

    Rosenberg: Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.

    Goldstein: Oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea!

    Rosenberg: Ugh! That is a completely disgusting and vulgar statement.

    Goldstein: So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.

    Rosenberg: [shrugs; beat] Touché.

  • Rosenberg: Boobies, boobies, boobies!

  • Goldstein: Don't insult us, alright? I don't know what the hell's going on here, but I'm pleading the 5th until I speak to my lawyer.

    Ron Fox: Oh, you plead the 5th, huh? Beecher, get me a copy of the Bill of Rights.

    Dr. Beecher: The Bill of Rights? Why?

    Ron Fox: Just do it!

    [Beecher leaves room]

    Ron Fox: 5 right?

    Rosenberg: 5, sure.

    Goldstein: 5 alive.

    Ron Fox: Okay.

    [Beecher comes in with the Bill of Rights]

    Ron Fox: [undoing his pants] You want to know what I think of the 5th Amendment?

    [rips off paper and wipes his ass with it]

    Ron Fox: [holding up paper with crap smeared on it] There it is. That's what I think of the 5th Amendment.

    Goldstein: Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you wipe?

    Ron Fox: Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy.

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