Baxter Cain Quotes in BASEketball (1998)

Baxter Cain: When I see one of baseketball's hottest stars with less than 20 dollars in his pocket, driving an American car and sharing a small house with two other guys, you know what that says to me?

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Homos?

Baxter Cain: Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly, he made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: As much as he made playing in college?

Baxter Cain: What? No, a lot more! Big money, and you can too!

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Would I have to quit baseketball?

Baxter Cain: What? No, I need you to get Coop to go along!

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: He'd have to quit baseketball too?

Baxter Cain: [Dumbfounded, holding his head in pain] Ehhh... ahh...

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Did I just fart?