Quiz host Quotes in St. Trinian's (2007)

[answering a fruit-based quiz question]

Matron: Papau.

Chelsea: Um...

Matron: Papau!

Chelsea: Um...!

Quiz host: I will have to hurry you, I'm afraid

Matron: PAPAU! PAPAU!

Chelsea: [tentatively] Is it... Pineapple?

Matron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Quiz host: That is Correct!

Matron: [quietly] Oh.

[loud fart echoes from the St. Trinians quiz team]

Chelsea: I am so sorry... its a side effect of my raisin-and-ryvita diet!

[disgusted looks]

Quiz host: Contrary to popular belief... better in than out.

Quiz host: In which Shakespeare play would you find the following stage directions "exit pursued by a bear"?

[buzzer sounds]

Quiz host: Yes. Chas, Bedales.

Bedales Pupil 1: Was it Winnie the Pooh?

Quiz host: [as one of the Bedale pupils walks up to him] What are you doing? What are you doing? Chas, get back. I'm being touched! Derek, I'm being touched! Derek, someone's touching me!