Surgery Nurse Quotes in BASEketball (1998)

Surgeon: Has there been a rise in his fluid intake? SWEET JESUS! His sodium levels are through the roof!

Surgery Nurse: I don't get it. He's eight years old and he smells like Robert Downey Jr.

[first lines]

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: [in surgery] Check the art line. You're hyperventilating the patient.

Anaestheseologist: No doctor.

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Ready the bone wax. Metzenbaum scissors.

Surgery Nurse: Metzenbaum scissors.

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: [meowing] Get that cat out of here.

Anaestheseologist: Yes sir.

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Ready to close. Remove the Wietlander Retractor.

Surgery Nurse: Pre-closure doctor.

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Remove the rating clip, for God's sake!