Ed Tuttle Quotes in BASEketball (1998)

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: [an enormous shadow is cast over Squeak. He looks at his hand, where Reemer has written "crib notes" so that Squeak can psyche-out his much larger opponent]

[reading, with difficulty]

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Your mother's deaf...

Ed Tuttle: My mother's dead, you little twerp.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: [Squeak reads from his hand again] I guess that why she didn't move around a lot.

Ed Tuttle: [seeing a reflection on a mountain in the distance] Yep, there's an asswipe up there.

[upon finding themselves stuck in the desert, and needing transportation]

Rubin Farr: Can't you just call The Organization? Have them come pick us up?

Ed Tuttle: Just... give 'em a buzz, tell 'em I'm stuck in the middle of the desert with an asswipe and a frozen cat.