Jenna Reed Quotes in BASEketball (1998)

Robert Stack: The police have pieced together numerous theories on Coop's whereabouts.

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: I have no fucking clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!

Robert Stack: Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.

Jenna Reed: You want to know where Coop is? Just look for the most heinous, vile, and horrible exploitation of children on the planet.

Robert Stack: Scenario Two: Coop went to Disney World.

Jenna Reed: I've been the director of the Dream Come True foundations since October.

Joseph R. Cooper: The ones that grant wishes to sick a dying kids, right?

Jenna Reed: Oh, well we like to think of them as health challenged and survival impaired.

Joey Thomas: I've always dreamed of big game hunting. How about killing an endangered species? Like a bald eagle or a giant panda!

Jenna Reed: Well Joey I don't think that's really in the true spirit of the foundation.

Joey Thomas: Well then how about poisoning a reservoir? I know! How about throwing flesh-eating fish into a public swimming pool?

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: I don't think you're quite getting the point, dude.

Coop: Ya know sometimes I forget why I play the game. I do it because of Mr. October.

Jenna Reed: You mean the guy from the Chippendales Calendar?

Coop: No that was Dwayne Zachemore...

[Coop looks surprised]

Coop: I mean who ever it was...

Jenna Reed: Joey, look who's here!

Joey Thomas: My biological father?

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Hey kid, think fast!

[He throws the ball, knocking the kid out cold]

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: He's a little slow on the hands.

Jenna Reed: He's blind, Doug.

Joseph R. Cooper: With that new liver he'll be peeing like a champ in no time!

Jenna Reed: That's kidneys, Coop.

Jenna Reed: Excuse me, driver? Can you go any faster?

Dale Earnhardt: [looks back] Can I go any faster?

[puts on his trademark black Goodwrench race helmet and accelerates the taxi]

Dale Earnhardt: HANG ON!

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Here's your decaf mocha Jenna, just like you take it, low fat milk, non-fat whipped cream, a little sprinkle of cinnamon.

Jenna Reed: Thank you Doug.

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: And I baked you fresh poppy-seed muffins too.

Jenna Reed: What Joey really needs to know, is where are you going to be next year?

Joseph R. Cooper: Right here, and the next year, and the year after that, right up until Joey grows up... and gets a driver's license, and starts going out with girls... meets the right one, forgets about baseketball altogether.

[They kiss, then move apart]

Joseph R. Cooper: Goes home, does some pushups, fucks the sleeve of his favourite jacket...

Jenna Reed: What?

Joseph R. Cooper: Huh?