Ed Wallis Quotes in Ashby (2015)

Ed Wallis: Look, I'm so sorry. I really am so sorry. I was just such a coward, and I am often a coward. And you should know that about me, and I really will work on it. But I just like you so much and it keeps me up at night and it makes me smile like an idiot and it's all I can think about. And the fact that I was a shit to you it just makes me want to tear my eyeballs out of my head and present them to you on a velvet cushion while an orchestra plays the theme from Harold and Maude.

Eloise: See, Every time I try to hate you, say something that makes me know we're meant to be together.

[sigh]

Eloise: You really fucking hurt me.

Ed Wallis: I know and I promise I'll never... I won't, I'll never do anything like that again. I'm... I'll be there for you.

Ed Wallis: What are you doing?

Ashby Holt: What is this?

Ed Wallis: This is a pancake.

Ashby Holt: This is a pancake?

Ed Wallis: This is a p...

Ashby Holt: Oh, I thought maybe you're gonna convince me it was a chicken.

June Wallis: You noticed anything?

Ed Wallis: Uh... no.

June Wallis: Remember, I used to make you alphabet meals?

Ed Wallis: Yeah, that was sweet.

June Wallis: Braised beans with bacon, beef brochettes, biscuit, BJ... Bo J... Borange juice

[pause]

Ed Wallis: Wait, you're going to teach me how to fight?

Ashby Holt: [chuckles] I ain't got that much time left.

Ed Wallis: What then?

Ashby Holt: If you're gonna be a pacifist and a irritating personality type, then you can atleast learn how to take a punch, as you'll no doubt have to be taking many.