Baxter Quotes in Silverado (1985)

[Emmett runs out while under fire from the "posse"]

Baxter: Brave man!

Dawson: I think there's just a couple o' guys up there and this asshole is one of them!

Hobart: Baxter! Hawley! Where the hell've you been? You're late and I tell you, I don't like it. It's a bad start, boys. I got my people down there throwin' snowballs and rarin' to go.

Emmett: I'm afraid it is a bad start, friend, 'cause my name ain't Baxter, he ain't Hawley.

Hobart: You're not Baxter?

Emmett: Name's Emmett.

Hobart: You're not Baxter either?

Paden: No, I'm not Hawley.

Hobart: Goddammit. Goddammit, they ain't Baxter and Hawley! Where in the hell are Baxter and Hawley?

Baxter: [Baxter and Hawley ride up on their horses] Quit your yellin', you old coot. We're right here.

Diana: I don't appreciate you talking about me or my father that way.

Baxter: My house, my opinion. Behold, the door!

Diana: You do like women, don't you?

Baxter: Some of them.

[subtitled conversation between Ron's dog Baxter and an attacking bear]

Baxter: Leave these people alone. They mean you no harm.

Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion.

Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.

Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace.

Baxter: I will tell tales of your compassion.

Bear: Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears.

Baxter: We've gotta go out there with more than shotguns for Christs sakes. We're gonna need fucking bazookas!

Sheriff: Alright, alright, look. You boys have been through alot tonight. Bailey you book the Bradley boy. Baxter take the bassinet of baby Belial's in back and get Brody to come by! Where's Brannon and Banner?

Baxter: Bowling.

Bailey: It's thursday Sheriff.

Sheriff: Aha. Call the lane and tell 'em to get their butts back here! In the meantime, I'm going out there myself!

Mrs. Hurdicure: [looking at drug] What will this do?

Dr. Cooper: Well, it reaches into your brain "chemically," and then it locates your happiest memory "chemically," then it locks onto that emotion and freezes it "chemically," and then it keeps you happy, happy.

Baxter: Chris? She's depressed, not stupid!

Placebo Patient: No. It's been two weeks and I don't feel any different. All I've done is gain eight pounds. Now, what's in this?

Baxter: Oh, a little of this and a little of that. Open

Placebo Patient: It's sugar isn't it?

[shouts]

Placebo Patient: I'm in the placebo group.

Baxter: [points to two soldiers in turn] You! You! Look "Northern"!

Baxter: Now, I think ...

Henrietta Lowell: You don't think. You think you think. I think!

Jozef 'Puck' Pukowski: Tell me, are we hoping for the U-Boats to find our convoy?

Pinker: Of course not.

Baxter: I am.

[receives stares]

Pinker: You c-c-can't mean that!

Baxter: What? Sacrifice a convoy to get back into Shark? Of course I would. How many men has Stalin had to sacrifice so far? A million? Two million? It's called "the greater good."

Cave: Spoken like someone who isn't in the middle of the North Atlantic at this moment.