Goku Quotes in Dragonball: Evolution (2009)

Goku: [after Bulma's briefcase turns into a motorcycle] Cool!

Goku: Teach me, how to talk to a girl. I mean, I'm different, and everyone at school can see that, teach me how to get a girl, how to be smooth... how to be normal!

Grandpa Gohan: Normal is also overrated. You must have faith in who you are.

Goku: We have to find the Dragon balls before the eclipse.

Goku: Kamehameha!

Bulma: Lets go.

Goku: We'll go, but we go together.

[Goku fires a chi blast at Roshi, but Roshi ducks and Bulma is hit]

Goku: Sorry!

Bulma: [about Roshi] Why are we wasting our time with this guy? Let's just go.

Master Roshi: But...

Goku: We'll go...

[looking at Roshi]

Goku: all THREE of us.

[Goku trashes Fuller and his gang]

Goku: Oh, about your car...

[smashes the car]

Goku: I am Goku. I am Oozaru. In order to defeat you, I must be one with myself.

Lord Piccolo: [charges up Ki Blast] Human power has failed before...

Goku: [powering up] KAAAMEEE...

Lord Piccolo: [Raises blast over his head] ... as it will...

Goku: [Moves the wave to his side with his hands] ... HAAAAAAMEEEEEEE...

Lord Piccolo: [fires blast] ... AGAIN!

Goku: ...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[flies up and fires Kamehameha at the same time]

Bulma: I knew it... there are others!

Goku: Seven, to be exact. My grandfather gave me this one.

Bulma: How much do you want for this one?

Goku: It's not for sale.

Bulma: Everybody's got a price.

Goku: You made a Dragon Ball Energy locater?

Bulma: Dragon Ball Energy... DBE. Catchy.

Bulma: [Deleted scene] Dragonball Energy... D.B.E. Catchy name, I was gonna call this a Promethium Energy Extractor.

Goku: P... E... E? That's disgusting.

Goku: I'm not ready for this.

Master Roshi: You are the only one who can do it.

Frieza: [English dub; after lost his golden form] No, this can't be real! This is not the weight, this ends!

[pounds his fist on floor two times]

Frieza: No! NO!

Vegeta: [about to kill Frieza] At least, try to face your death with some honor... and don't dream of resurrecting again.

Frieza: ...You can all go to hell, without me!

[detonates the earth, But Goku stops Frieza]

Goku: FRIEZA!

Vegeta: [shocked] What? No!

[Goku prepares to blast with a Kamehameha to kill Frieza]

Frieza: [his last line] DAMN YOU, GOKU!

[English dub]

Vegeta: Keep walking! I'm not going to thank you! It just means we're even!

Goku: Take it easy, I didn't come to talk about that. I'm just curious... well, you think about Whis saying if we team up with these battles that people like Frieza wouldn't even have a chance to knock us out... Should we practice fighting together? In case, we need to sometime?

Vegeta: [scoffs] I'd rather die if ever do that again.

Goku: [laughs] Glad to hear it, Vegeta! I feel the same way!

Vegeta: Huh. About time we agreed on something.

[Goku laughs]

[English dub]

Goku: [to Frieza] Seriously, that's all you've got?

[English dub]

Goku: [after he transforms into Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan] What do you think?

Frieza: So, what is this? Super Saiyan with blue hair dye?

Goku: [chuckles] It's a little more complicated than that. You don't have the patience for the full story, so let's say I got a taste of something called Super Saiyan God, and now I've learned to tap into that power on my own.

Frieza: Not bad at all, Goku. This is just further vindication. If I haven't evolved to a new level myself, then this might have proven rather perilous for me.

Goku: I think it's time you stop talking and start showing me, Frieza.

[English dub]

Goku: Thanks, Vegeta! You really saved my neck!

Vegeta: Huh. You can thank me by staying out of this fight from now on, I'm finishing this.

Goku: Yeah, of course! It's your turn anyway. Have fun!

[English dub, After Frieza destroyed the earth]

Master Roshi: No. How could anyone be that evil?

Krillin: There's nothing left. He destroyed the earth!

Bulma: [crying] Vegeta. Trunks. Mom and Dad. They're all gone.

Piccolo: No. That heartless tyrant. He couldn't just die, he took the whole planet with him.

Whis: You're wrong. I'm afraid Frieza is most likely alive.

Beerus: Yes, that's correct. His species is able to surviving in a vacuum. Tactically speaking, that was a pretty ingenious move.

Tien: It's not fair. He took everything.

Master Roshi: The Dragon Balls were destroyed as well, so we can't even summon Shenron. There's no way we can reverse when Frieza's done.

Goku: This is my fault. Damn! Frieza was right about me, I should have finished him off when I had the chance!

Whis: Agreed. Then are you ready to make this right?

Goku: Huh?

Beerus: You failed to protect your planet, because of your own leniency. The only way to avoid this outcome is to send Frieza back to his flower garden.

Goku: What? But isn't it too late for that?

Whis: Not quite. I can turn back time, remember? But you have to move quickly. Three minutes is as far back as I'm able to manage.

Goku: That do-over thing?

Whis: "Temperol Do-over." You actually paid attention for once.

[English dub]

Goku: But, Mr. Whis? It looks like you're stepped in some poop!

[Whis freaks out]

Whis: [laughing] Well, my feet do think for themselves, When i said nothing about my shoes.

[English dub]

Vegeta: Kakarot, I'll take my turn now if you want.

Goku: Aw, come on! That's not fair! The only reason you're volunteer now is cause you see his weakness too!

Frieza: Seeing my weakness?

[English dub]

Goku: Hey. I really botched this one, huh?

[chuckles]

Vegeta: Whis tried to warn you and yet, here you are. I guess you always will be a naive idiot.

[English dub]

Goku: I guess we're safe now.

Vegeta: Selfish glory-hog! Do you have any shame?

Goku: Hey! Just take it easy, Vegeta! It's not what it looks like. I can explain, okay?

Vegeta: Oh, no! You're not smooth talking your way out of this one, Kakarot. You told me it was my turn!

Bulma: It's all right, Vegeta! Goku just saved you and the whole world! You should be thanking him!

Vegeta: What does she mean? Save the world from what? I want answers.

[Goku laughs]

[English dub]

Goku: [laughs] You really do like to overthink everything, Vegeta.

Vegeta: Oh, shut your face. You're only thinking less, because you're an idiot.

[English dub]

Goku: Sounds like the old destroyer can be...

Beerus: Hey. What are you two punch jockeys doing up here?

Goku: [exclaims, turns to Beerus] Oh! Hi, Mr. Lord Beerus, sir. We asked your servant Whis to train us.

Beerus: I figured that much, I'm not a fool. What I mean is, How did you two get here?

Goku: Don't be mad, your lordness. We got touch with Mr. Whis and asked him to bring us here. I can't sent your energy to find this place, So he had to hitch a ride with him! It was the only way!

Beerus: So, Whis brought you here? Huh. Let me guess, All it took to get on your good side was something high in calories.

Goku: [laughs] Yep. You guessed it.

Beerus: And why is it so important to build your strength, Goku? I hope all this training isn't your secret way of gunning for the job of destroyer.

Goku: Oh, no! I'd never want your job. All I want is get stronger.

Vegeta: And I won't let this clown leave me in the dust. So, I'm training too.

Whis: It hadn't dawned on me 'til now just how poorly, If you guys get along. If ever found a way to work together for once, you would be able to go toe-to-toe if even Lord Beerus.

Beerus: No one ask me to your opinion, Whis. Can it.

Vegeta: Please, we tried that once and I'll never let it happen again.

Goku: Vegeta doesn't bug me as much as I seem to bother him. But, when it comes to fighting, I work on my own.

Whis: Well, I've said my peace.

[English dub]

Goku: [powers up] I will not let you destroy my world!

[English dub]

Goku: [looks at Whis] So that's him, huh? The mighty Beerus... he does look mighty important.

[Beerus steps out behind Whis]

Goku: Wait, that's Beerus? He looks like a big hairless house cat!

[English dub]

Goku: [to Vegeta] When Bulma got hit, you sure went crazy, huh? "My Bulma!" That was funny! She's quite the motivator for you, I was impressed!

Bulma: My hero!

Vegeta: [embarrassed] What, that's ridiculous, I don't remember saying that!... And it's hardly what matters! In that great moment, I surpassed you, Kakarot!

[English dub]

Goku: Well, hello there. So, I'm Go - Uh, Sorry, I mean. My name is Sir Goku, sir. It is an honor for you to meet me.

Beerus: If you say so... Now, if that's out of the way, There's something I was hoping I ask you about. Uh, Let's see... Super Saiyan...

Whis: Super Saiyan God, I believe it was?

Beerus: Yes, yes. So, now what can you tell me about the existence of Super Saiyan God?

Goku: Super Saiyan God. Let me think. Well, I know all about just plain all Super Saiyans. But, this Super Saiyan God stuff isn't ring any bells, dude.

King Kai: Huh?

Goku: [exclaims] I know what all up it, good sir!

King Kai: I must admit that, this is the first time on myself of heard any mention of a Super Saiyan God.

Beerus: Oh, I see... Whis here tells me, You are the one who slayed that bastard Frieza?

Goku: Frieza? Uh, ye... Yep, that was me, all right. I beat him, sir.

Goku: Hey! Why don't you give us a handicap?

Broly: Is that another word for "coffin"?

Chi Chi: Okay, lets practice again. What are your hobbies?

Goku: Um... a hobby is something you like, right? To fight with powerful opponents, of course.

Chi Chi: No! You can't say that! You say "my hobbies are reading and sports."

Goku: But I don't even own a book.

Chi Chi: Grrr...

Goku: [Broly is beating up Goku badly] It's not enough. I need more power. Hurry!

Goku: Vegeta, I need your power.

[screaming]

Goku: Vegeta, more power right now!

Vegeta: I am a prince, the prince of all Sayians. Why should I give my power to a Sayian that ranks below me? Tell me! Tell me why!

[Broly and Goku continue fighting]

Broly: [to Goku] You've lasted longer then expected, but your final hour has arrived.

Goku: Vegeta, what are you waiting for? You're out last hope.

[screaming at the top of his lungs]

Goku: Give me your power!

Vegeta: [to Goku] Fine! Just take it! But, Kakkorat, finish him now!

Gohan: Father! It has a weakness!

Goku: I know!

[thinking to himself]

Goku: Intense emotions drain it's energy. That's when it can be attacked!

Goku: Struck a nerve?

Goku: You call that a punch? You'll have to do better then that!

Goku: Fight me, if you're ready to die.

Goku: That's it, keep roaring!

Goku: No, Trunks! This monster is mine to handle! Alone!

Vegeta: Fuse with you? I'd rather die!

Goku: But Vegeta, you're already dead.

Goku: [ascends to Super Saiyan 3] You should be proud of yourself. Only Majin Buu has pushed me this far in battle before.

Janempa: [stares in fascination, claps] Janemba! Janemba!

Goku: You act innocent, but you're deadly.

[charges forward]

Goku: It's over, Janemba.

[Goku viciously pummels Janemba, knocks him skyward, and smashes him back down. He then powers up, and blasts right down through his face into his body, seemingly killing Janemba]

Janempa: [wailing] Ja! Nem! Ba! Janemba...

[seemingly dies]

Goku: That was weird...

Vegeta: How many times do I have to tell you, that if anyone's going to end your existence, it's going to be me!

Goku: Vegeta? But how?

Vegeta: I've been trying to answer that question myself, Kakarot. I don't know how I got my body back. It was as if death was a dream and I just woke up.

Goku: Uh... it must have something to do with the check-in station being out of commission...

Vegeta: It doesn't matter. I'm here and I'm ready to fight. That's that. Now stay back while I handle this!

Goku: But he's strong. I don't think he can be beat.

Vegeta: Hmm. Don't worry. I have one thing in my favor. I have nothing to lose.

Goku: What do you mean? Don't say that!

Vegeta: You've been good, Kakarot. I haven't. The afterlife quite frankly sucks for me! Fighting him will be a piece of cake. Anything's better than my existence here.

Pikkon: Are you the one who put the barrier up around this world?

Janemba: Janemba! Janemba!

Pikkon: Umm, okay... Be a good boy and take down the barrier now, Janemba!

[Janemba stares at Pikkon with a smile, but does nothing]

Pikkon: [irritated] Are you stupid or what? I said take this barrier down right this instant or else!

Janemba: Janemba!

Pikkon: [now very angry] Are you trying to make a fool out of me?

[Janemba smacks Pikkon away]

Goku: He didn't even try...

Chi-Chi: [yelling] Well, what's more important, camping or homework?

Goku: Chi-Chi, I'm not an idiot. Every parent knows the answer to that. Camping, of course.

Goku: [after Gohan and Krillin are attacked by Salza, Neiz, and Doore] My name is Goku! These are my friends!

Salza: Hmmm... Goku! This is the Saiyan that destroyed Frieza!

Doore: You don't say? Let's kill 'im!

Neiz: Yeah, I wanna kill the guy who killed Frieza.

Salza: Destroying Frieza was a feat a few could pull off. You may be a prestigious kill for us.

Goku: So who are you guys anyway?

Salza, Neiz, Doore: We are Cooler's Armored Squadron!

Goku: Great! There goes our camping trip!

Salza: [after kicking kicking Gohan away] Heh heh heh. Kids, they never know their limits. Now it's time to take care of the sick and wounded. It must have been a fluke. I don't see how a guy like this could've possibly killed Frieza.

[Salza's scouter goes haywire]

Salza: Huh? What's this? Impossible. I'm picking up a power level that's going off the scale! But the Saiyan was barely alive! The only other one there was that pig! It couldn't be the pig, could it? Huh?

[Salza's scouter explodes]

Salza: Ah! What the heck's going on?

[Salza spots Goku]

Salza: Huh... ah... it's you...

Krillin: Goku...

Goku: Hmph! Hang in there. You did great! I'm proud of you!

[Gohan collapses]

Goku: Gohan! Rest easy son! Hurting innocent people is something I don't tolerate.

Salza: Uh... uh... he's healed! But... h-how?

Goku: If I were you, I'd get off this planet. Trust me, you don't want any of this!

Cooler: Oh, but I do Saiyan. I do.

Salza: Huh?

Cooler: Salza?

Salza: Yes, Lord Cooler.

Cooler: Perhaps you could do me a little favor.

[Cooler is holding Piccolo's unconscious body]

Cooler: Tell me, what should I do with this Namek?

Goku: Grr... put him down Frieza!

Salza: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is Frieza's brother you imbecile, wake up! This is Lord Cooler, the most illustrious fighter in the universe. Soon, you will be at his mercy.

Cooler: Ha ha ha ha! Struggle all you want! It's over! That's what you get for disgracing my family!

Goku: You murdered millions of innocent people! I can't let you go on!

Cooler: Ha ha ha ha ha! Yes! It is I who decides who lives and who dies! All living things are mere playthings to me! No one can comprehend my power and cunning!

[Last lines]

Goku: Thank you Vegeta, I couldn't have done it without you.

[Cut to Vegeta's space ship; Vegeta has the Big Gete Star's original chip in his hand, and crushes it]

Vegeta: Hmph!

Gohan: Hey dad, you've been there, what's it like on new Namek?

Goku: You know, it's a lot like old Namek, except there's more trees, at least in the part I saw. Anyway, we'll be sure to take the tour before we leave.

Gohan: Okay.

Yajirobe: Great. If I'd known this would turn out to be a family vacation, I'd have kept my senzu beans and stayed home.

Goku: I'm giving you this chance to leave quietly. I don't wanna settle this thing with violence, but you must understand, if you stay, you will leave me with no choice but to fight.

Oolong: [Facing in the opposite direction from an army of Cooler's robots] Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Get the picture metalheads? Outta here or it's the scrap heap!

Yajirobe: Hey, that way, tough guy!

Oolong: Wha-? What're you crazy? You want 'em to hear me?

Turles: Kakarot, you raised this Saiyan too much like an Earthling!

Goku: I raised him to know the difference between good and evil, unlike some people!

Turles: I know the difference, I just don't care! But I used to!

Goku: I... I don't know any Kakarot. That's... not my name!

Turles: Don't you lie to me!

Goku: My name's Goku! Goku!

Turles: Then, die here, fool!

[blasts Goku]

Piccolo: Goku, you have to keep fighting! Get up!

Tien: Please, you're our only hope!

Goku: Piccolo... Yamcha... I feel too weak... I can't even move...

Krillin: Please, Goku... Remember us, we're your friends!

Chiaotzu: We're with you, Goku...

Goku: You put this tree on our planet... but you never asked.

Daiz: Personally, I think it makes the forest look better. It can stand as the lone pillar of strength on this planet.

Goku: [mouthful] Eat up, son. You're a growing boy. You don't eat enough in your age.

Gohan: I don't know, Dad. If i ate any more, I think I'd pop.

Chi-Chi: If you ever stop training, your muscles are going to turn into flab from all that food you eat!

Lord Slug: If you've come to apply for the soldier jobs, use the side entrance.

Goku: Thanks. But no thanks. We're both self employed.

Lord Slug: Oh, I see. Well, I've already staked my claim here so don't interfere.

Goku: I'm only going to say this once. Remove these clouds and get off of the Earth. Otherwise, you'll leave me no choice but to destroy you.

Metamacha: Hee hee hee hee hee. Hear that Angila. He thinks he's going to destroy us. Hee hee ha. He's some comedian. Hee hee hee hee hee hee.

Angila: Have any other strong words you'd like to throw at us, little man?

Goku: Words won't win this battle.

Goku: Grandpa, Grandpa!

Bulma: Huh?

[Goku laughs]

Bulma: You live, in this dump?

Goku: Grandpa, I brought a girl-person to our house, the kind you talked about.

[Goku laughs]

Bulma: Ah! You have a Dragon Ball!

[Bulma picks up the Dragon Ball]

Goku: He says hi!

Bulma: My radar worked! It led me straight to it!

Goku: Ah, ah! He didn't say you could touch!

[Goku takes the Dragon Ball away from Bulma]

Goku: Grandpa's been in this ball he gave me, ever since he had to go away.

Bulma: Oh that's so sweet. Now you want to see something special?

Goku: Huh?

[Bulma reaches inside her bag to pull out two more Dragon Balls]

Goku: Huh?

Bulma: Ta-da!

Goku: Ah! No way! You have my grandpa too?

Bulma: Well, not exactly.

Goku: I didn't know he could double. Oh...

[Goku stares at the Dragon Balls]

Korin: Well, what do you see?

Goku: I can't really see anything.

Korin: Wait, watch.

Goku: Now I see the Dragon Balls.

Korin: Yes, you get it now?

Goku: Not really.

Korin: Look, kid. Listen, When you fought and lost, you were pretty angry am I right?

Goku: You bet I was!

Korin: That's why you lost! Don't you get it? You couldn't see clearly.

Goku: Huh?

Korin: Your mind is like that water, and your anger, is just like the ripples that disturbed the water. Calm your mind so that you can see clearly.

Goku: Yeah! Now I get it. Gosh, your really wise.

Korin: Oh, well, thank you. My name is Korin, the cat. I don't get many visitors up here that's why I live so high up. Only sincere seekers manage to find me.