Yamcha Quotes in Dragonball: Evolution (2009)

Yamcha: Ow, my balls!

Yamcha: [a jet of steam hits him] Peas and rice! I just fried my na...

[English dub]

Beerus: Look, I like your planet, or rather I've enjoyed myself enough to not despise it entirely. I'll give you one last chance to save yourselves. I nominate you!

[points at Oolong]

Beerus: Yes, I'm singling you out, Porky!

Oolong: Who, ME?

Beerus: [licks his lips] That's right, the one who looks so delicious...

Oolong: [freaked out] He wants my bacon...

Beerus: Come a little closer, won't you?

Oolong: I taste awful! I don't exercise, I eat nothing but junk!

Beerus: All you have to do is play a game of Paper Rock Scissors! If you win I'll leave your Earth intact, but of course if I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust!

Oolong: He's kidding, right?

Krillin: I guess it's a universal game!

Oolong: Don't make me, I suck at Paper Rock Scissors!

Puar: This is great! It's your big break, Oolong! You've never had a chance to be important before! But don't lose, because if we die it'll be all your fault!

Oolong: You're not helping, Puar!

Yamcha: [whispers to Oolong] Hey, wait a second... I figured it out! I know why he picked you as his opponent, Oolong, it makes sense! This guy thinks you're just an ordinary pig with ordinary pig hooves! And a pig hoof could only make Scissors, so he'd win every time with Rock! But you're not a pig, are you? You're a pig MAN! You've got fingers, you can throw all the signs! He's gonna draw Rock for sure, Oolong, I know it! All you have to do is draw Paper, and you'll win!

Oolong: [encouraged] Stupid cat alien, thinking he's got me pegged... I'll make him sorry!

Beerus: Are you ready, pig?

Oolong: You bet!

Beerus: On three...

Beerus, Oolong: One, two, three!

[Oolong draws Paper... and Beerus draws Scissors, which beats Paper]

Beerus: You fools, don't you see my ears? I heard your whole plan!

Yamcha: Come on, I can totally help Gohan with his school work.

Chi-Chi: That's exactly what I'm afraid of!

Yamcha: Wait, I forgot to call Bulma!

Yamcha: Someone told me your kung-fu is very nice... and he wants to challenge you! If he beats you, then he'll be famous!

Turtle Man: So someone wants to challenge me... Who is he? Tell me, who is he?

Yamcha: He'll be here very soon...

[points at a boat carrying Monkey Boy, Seetou, Jen-Jen and Piggy]

Turtle Man: Oh? He's coming now? Okay, I'll show him!

[Roshi summons the Nimbus]

Son Goku: What is that?

Yamcha: You're stupid!

Son Goku: You know, do you?

Yamcha: It's his magic cloud!

Turtle Man: Right! I captured this cloud many, many centuries ago, and I imbued it with magic powers and turned it into my private car! And the magic cloud has one specialty: people who are dishonest and have an impure mind, will never be able to get on it!

Bulma: So then, you can sit on it?

Turtle Man: ME?... Of course I can! I'll show you now!

[jumps on the Nimbus]

Turtle Man: See that? I'm an honest man! My mind is pure too! That's why I'm able to get on this cloud! Right, go! Move it! Fly!

[the Nimbus throws him off]

Turtle Man: Goddamn you lazybones, how dare you make a fool out of me in front of a pretty girl!

[Monkey Boy and Piggy are shot at by a stranger]

Son Goku: Who are you?

Miss Snow White: This is my master Mr Westwood! And me, I'm Miss Snow White!

Oolong: [to Monkey Boy] He's the bandit of the West! His kung-fu's good, and this is his territory! He'll kill you, unless he takes all your money!

Yamcha: I'm glad you know. So leave your valuables! Then I'll spare your lives!

Oolong: Oh, no... You got money?

Son Goku: What's money?

Oolong: Oh God... Hey, your kung-fu's good. So you can beat him?

Son Goku: Of course I can!

Oolong: [to Westwood] We got money, but you can't have it, so there!

Yamcha: Then I'll send you to hell!

[starts shooting]

[At a hidden spot, Westwood digs up a Dragon Pearl]

Yamcha: I got this a long time ago. I never knew it was so powerful. I'll get all seven of them, and make a wish!

Miss Snow White: Master, do you want to rule the seven seas and be king of the world?

Yamcha: I'm not interested in that! I don't want to be a king!

Miss Snow White: Then you can make a wish to the dragon, and ask him to give you all the money in the world! Then you can be the richest man!

Yamcha: I don't need money, and I don't want fame and I don't want fortune! I want the dragon to give me courage, so I don't shiver in front of women. I don't want fear.

Miss Snow White: I don't understand that.

Yamcha: That was dirty! You fight dirty! You're no gentleman!

Turtle Man: Oooooh, but you're a sneaky little thief! You want to steal my magic cloud! You asked for this!

[after running from Seetou]

Yamcha: [to Ms Snow White] I'm tough! I'm afraid of nothing... except for women! I have a phobia about women. I'm all shaken in front of them. How can I achieve big things?

Miss Snow White: Master, whose kung-fu is better, you or that Monkey Boy?

Yamcha: I'm not finished with him! I'm gonna go back and find him!

Miss Snow White: [copying Seetou's voice] Westwood, can I become your friend? Can I?

Yamcha: That girl! That girl! Where, where is she?... I see. It was you, wasn't it? Come here!

Son Goku: Westwood, why are you following us?

Yamcha: Don't forget, one of those Dragon Pearls you lost belonged to me in the first place. I have a right to look for it too, you know!

Turtle Man: Good! You're welcome to join our group!

[last lines]

Yamcha: I have a wish...

Son Goku: Yes, what is it?

Yamcha: I want to challenge you to a fight!

Son Goku: Well, your wish is granted!

[they charge at each other]

Miss Snow White: Go for it, Monkey Boy! Go for it, Westwood!

Bulma: Wow! Check it out! The Dragon Balls should be right below us, guys!

Oolong: Oh, great, it's at the bottom of the ocean.

Yamcha: Too bad we didn't bring our swimsuits.

Oolong: Known fact: Pigs don't float, I'm off the hook.