Ezra Quotes in Silverado (1985)

Dawson: What brings you out of your hole, Ezra?

Ezra: My son. He's come home.

Dawson: Ain't that sweet! I'm afraid you boys are trespassing on McKendrick land.

Mal: You got it all wrong, Mister. This is our land.

Dawson: Mr. McKendrick bought this land from your father.

Ezra: That's a lie!

Mal: Tomorrow we'll go into town and straighten this out once and for all. And then we'll be back here, farming. If I catch any of those cattle on our land after tomorrow, I'm gonna start carvin' them into steaks. And believe me, that's one thing I know about.

Dawson: Killin' cattle is a hanging offense in these parts! If we shot you down right now, we'd be within our rights.

Mal: Mister - you ever seen what a Henry rifle can do in the hands of somebody who knows how to use it?

Dawson: Who would that be? You?

[Ezra cocks the rifle]

Dawson: [Riding off] This ain't the end of it!

Randolph Duke: Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are.

Ezra: Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself.

Mortimer Duke: Half of it is from me.

Ezra: Thank you, Mr. Mortimer.

[mouthing silently]

Ezra: Asshole.

Jim: Wait a minute. You're telling me this guy is dead, and the only reason we were brought here is he wants to get jiggy with my wife.

Ezra: Pretty much. Are you upset?

Jim: The guy is dead, and he's trying to get with my wife. And the house isn't really for sale. Yes, I'm upset.

Emma: [grabbing the reins from Ezra] Move over.

Ezra: What are you doing?

Emma: If you keep driving, you'll kill us all.

Ezra: Well that's where you're wrong, because some of us are already dead. Ha-ha!

[Emma and Ezra has discovered the children in the attic]

Emma: Are you kids hungry? Does anybody want a cookie?

Ezra: Cookies? Don't offer them cookies. They're trespassers. Trespassers don't get cookies. This is none of their concern.

Emma: [angrily] It is their concern. They're involved.

Jim: Well, great, I'm in, let's get this key!

Megan: There's only one problem: how do we get out of here?

Jim: Yeah, how do we get out of here?

Ezra: Well, there's always, uh... my way.

[cut to ghostly horse-drawn carriage crashing through the wall of the Mansion]

[Emma is carrying a lot of cases for the trip to heaven]

Ezra: [indicating the cases] What's all this?

Emma: Well, I don't know what we'll need.

Ezra: What are you talking about? We're going to heaven. You can't take it with you.

Emma: The hell I can't!

[starts giggling]

Ezra: [starts to massage Poppy's back] And you let me know where the pain is.

Poppy: I'll send you a text.