Mai Quotes in Dragonball: Evolution (2009)

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Mai Quotes:

  • Mai: I have tracked Muten Roshi. He is with the boy, Son Goku. I could disrupt them...

    Lord Piccolo: No.

  • [English dub]

    Sorbet: [to the Pilaf gang] All right, get on with it!

    Pilaf: Look, after we do this, are you the kind of guy who's gonna kill us?

    Sorbet: Don't you worry, earthling. There's a chance we may have use for you later. So it's in our best interest to keep you alive. Now go on, or don't you trust me?

    Pilaf: Sort of...

    Mai: Hey! I have a boyfriend named Trunks and if anything happens to me, he'll make you regret it!

  • [Trunks approaches the Pilaf Gang]

    Trunks: I was trying to act cool, and I called you my girlfriend...

    Pilaf: ME?

    Trunks: Not you!

    Shu: ME?

    Trunks: How did it come to that? That girl there!

    Mai: Me?... Why would I be with a kid like you?

    Trunks: You're a kid, too. I'm sorry, but could you just act for a little while...

    Mai: Act as your girlfriend? What should I do?

    Trunks: Uh... how about holding hands?

    Mai: [shocked] EH? How did kids these days get so revolutionary?

  • Pilaf: Our goal is wealth!

    Mai: Wasn't it to rule the world?

    Pilaf: Wealth comes first now. I'm tired of living in poverty. In this body, I can't even acquire a part-time job!

  • Pilaf: I AM EMPEROR PILAF!

    [Pilaf, Shu and Mai are now children]

    Mai: We finally managed to make a wish to Shenron... and you asked for youth!

    Pilaf: There wasn't much point asking to rule the world, when we'd aged and had only a few years left to enjoy ruling...

    Mai: But he made us TOO young!

    Shu: Well, I can't complain. As a dog, I've already exceeded my life expectancy.

  • [Mai takes Trunks hostage]

    Trunks: Mai...

    Mai: Shut up, hostage!

    Trunks: ...I can feel your breasts.

  • [English sub]

    Mai: [holds uo a Dragonball] I used the diamond to distract the boy, while I sneaked out with this! They don't have a clue the Four-Star Dragon Ball has gone missing thanks to me!

    Pilaf: Wow, you've really earned your keep this time!... But wait a second, we can't wish for money with just ONE Dragon Ball!

    Mai: Oh, don't worry, I've got it all figured out! We'll demand a huge ransom from them! We'll say we won't return the Ball, unless they give us one million Zeni xash!

    Pilaf: Oh, that's brilliant! Mai, you're a genuine evil genius, a real-deal rascal!

    Mai: Nothing compared to you Pilaf, you're even eviller!

    [both cackle]

    Shu: I'm pretty sure that diamond was worth more than a million zeni, couldn't we just have taken it and left?

    [awkward pause]

    Shu: ...or not?

    Pilaf: Don't be stupid! Nobody wants to be THAT rich, it's way too stressful! It's about balance!

    Mai: That's right! You'll be so stressed, you'll start wetting yourself all the time! And I'm not washing your pee-pee pants!

    Pilaf: ...Okay, that just went to a weird place. I expect my evil henchmen to have a little class.

    Mai: I'm sorry, my bad.

  • Kenzo: Just who are you?

    Mai: Oh, thank you, he's from around here. Uh, What's your- What's your name?

    Darkside: What is the name of this place?

    Mai: Kabuki-cho in Shinjuku. It's known as the dark side of Tokyo.

    Darkside: Then that will be my name.

    Kenzo: Darkside?

    Darkside: Is there a good place to stay around here?

    Mai: If you go south for two blocks there's several. Pretty cheap if you plan to live around here.

    Darkside: I thank you.

  • Crystal: So, tell me, Mai. What line of work are you in?

    Mai: I'm an entertainer.

    Crystal: An entertainer? And how many cocks can you entertain with that cute little cum-dumpster of yours?

  • Mai: Why do you let her treat you like that?

    Julien: [grabs her by the throat] 'Cause she's my mother. Now if you don't want that dress, take it off.

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