Mai Quotes in Dragonball: Evolution (2009)
Mai Quotes:
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Mai: I have tracked Muten Roshi. He is with the boy, Son Goku. I could disrupt them...
Lord Piccolo: No.
-- Mai -
[English dub]
Sorbet: [to the Pilaf gang] All right, get on with it!
Pilaf: Look, after we do this, are you the kind of guy who's gonna kill us?
Sorbet: Don't you worry, earthling. There's a chance we may have use for you later. So it's in our best interest to keep you alive. Now go on, or don't you trust me?
Pilaf: Sort of...
Mai: Hey! I have a boyfriend named Trunks and if anything happens to me, he'll make you regret it!
-- Mai -
[Trunks approaches the Pilaf Gang]
Trunks: I was trying to act cool, and I called you my girlfriend...
Pilaf: ME?
Trunks: Not you!
Shu: ME?
Trunks: How did it come to that? That girl there!
Mai: Me?... Why would I be with a kid like you?
Trunks: You're a kid, too. I'm sorry, but could you just act for a little while...
Mai: Act as your girlfriend? What should I do?
Trunks: Uh... how about holding hands?
Mai: [shocked] EH? How did kids these days get so revolutionary?
-- Mai -
Pilaf: Our goal is wealth!
Mai: Wasn't it to rule the world?
Pilaf: Wealth comes first now. I'm tired of living in poverty. In this body, I can't even acquire a part-time job!
-- Mai -
Pilaf: I AM EMPEROR PILAF!
[Pilaf, Shu and Mai are now children]
Mai: We finally managed to make a wish to Shenron... and you asked for youth!
Pilaf: There wasn't much point asking to rule the world, when we'd aged and had only a few years left to enjoy ruling...
Mai: But he made us TOO young!
Shu: Well, I can't complain. As a dog, I've already exceeded my life expectancy.
-- Mai -
[Mai takes Trunks hostage]
Trunks: Mai...
Mai: Shut up, hostage!
Trunks: ...I can feel your breasts.
-- Mai -
[English sub]
Mai: [holds uo a Dragonball] I used the diamond to distract the boy, while I sneaked out with this! They don't have a clue the Four-Star Dragon Ball has gone missing thanks to me!
Pilaf: Wow, you've really earned your keep this time!... But wait a second, we can't wish for money with just ONE Dragon Ball!
Mai: Oh, don't worry, I've got it all figured out! We'll demand a huge ransom from them! We'll say we won't return the Ball, unless they give us one million Zeni xash!
Pilaf: Oh, that's brilliant! Mai, you're a genuine evil genius, a real-deal rascal!
Mai: Nothing compared to you Pilaf, you're even eviller!
[both cackle]
Shu: I'm pretty sure that diamond was worth more than a million zeni, couldn't we just have taken it and left?
[awkward pause]
Shu: ...or not?
Pilaf: Don't be stupid! Nobody wants to be THAT rich, it's way too stressful! It's about balance!
Mai: That's right! You'll be so stressed, you'll start wetting yourself all the time! And I'm not washing your pee-pee pants!
Pilaf: ...Okay, that just went to a weird place. I expect my evil henchmen to have a little class.
Mai: I'm sorry, my bad.
-- Mai -
Kenzo: Just who are you?
Mai: Oh, thank you, he's from around here. Uh, What's your- What's your name?
Darkside: What is the name of this place?
Mai: Kabuki-cho in Shinjuku. It's known as the dark side of Tokyo.
Darkside: Then that will be my name.
Kenzo: Darkside?
Darkside: Is there a good place to stay around here?
Mai: If you go south for two blocks there's several. Pretty cheap if you plan to live around here.
Darkside: I thank you.
-- Mai -
Crystal: So, tell me, Mai. What line of work are you in?
Mai: I'm an entertainer.
Crystal: An entertainer? And how many cocks can you entertain with that cute little cum-dumpster of yours?
-- Mai -
Mai: Why do you let her treat you like that?
Julien: [grabs her by the throat] 'Cause she's my mother. Now if you don't want that dress, take it off.
-- Mai
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