Master Roshi Quotes in Dragonball: Evolution (2009)

Master Roshi: I had the strangest dream... I was in this beautiful garden. It was so peaceful, tranquil... then your grandfather showed up and kicked me out. He said you still had a lot to learn...

Master Roshi: In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.

Master Roshi: Seven mystics banded together to fight the invaders. They created the Dragon Balls.

Master Roshi: Now the signs have appeared again, the evil has returned. Only one chosen warrior has the power to defeat this threat.

Bulma: [about Roshi] Why are we wasting our time with this guy? Let's just go.

Master Roshi: But...

Goku: We'll go...

[looking at Roshi]

Goku: all THREE of us.

Bulma: You have no right to give away a third of the royalties to my invention. One day Dragonballs could power the world.

Master Roshi: Don't worry. A third of zero is still zero.

Goku: I'm not ready for this.

Master Roshi: You are the only one who can do it.

[English dub, After Frieza destroyed the earth]

Master Roshi: No. How could anyone be that evil?

Krillin: There's nothing left. He destroyed the earth!

Bulma: [crying] Vegeta. Trunks. Mom and Dad. They're all gone.

Piccolo: No. That heartless tyrant. He couldn't just die, he took the whole planet with him.

Whis: You're wrong. I'm afraid Frieza is most likely alive.

Beerus: Yes, that's correct. His species is able to surviving in a vacuum. Tactically speaking, that was a pretty ingenious move.

Tien: It's not fair. He took everything.

Master Roshi: The Dragon Balls were destroyed as well, so we can't even summon Shenron. There's no way we can reverse when Frieza's done.

Goku: This is my fault. Damn! Frieza was right about me, I should have finished him off when I had the chance!

Whis: Agreed. Then are you ready to make this right?

Goku: Huh?

Beerus: You failed to protect your planet, because of your own leniency. The only way to avoid this outcome is to send Frieza back to his flower garden.

Goku: What? But isn't it too late for that?

Whis: Not quite. I can turn back time, remember? But you have to move quickly. Three minutes is as far back as I'm able to manage.

Goku: That do-over thing?

Whis: "Temperol Do-over." You actually paid attention for once.

[as Goku and Beerus fight]

Master Roshi: So fast... you still following this, Krillin?

Krillin: Nope, totally lost!

Master Roshi: Broccoli, just give it up! It's all over!

Oolong: Very tough. But his name's Broly.

Master Roshi: [talking in his sleep] There, there honey. It's all right. Don't worry, ladies, there's enough of me to go around...

Master Roshi: You know there's one thing I did like about Dr. Wheelo... He thought I was the strongest fighter in the world.

Master Roshi: It doesn't make sense that the Emperor would hurt so many people to get the Dragon Balls. He's such a kind-hearted young man.