Bulma Quotes in Dragonball: Evolution (2009)

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  • Bulma: Lets go.

    Goku: We'll go, but we go together.

  • [Goku is fighting with Master Roshi]

    Bulma: STOP! You both need to stop!

  • Bulma: [about Roshi] Why are we wasting our time with this guy? Let's just go.

    Master Roshi: But...

    Goku: We'll go...

    [looking at Roshi]

    Goku: all THREE of us.

  • Bulma: I'm not a Piccolo, you twit, whatever that is! And if I'd killed your grandfather I'd have finished you off already!

  • Bulma: You have no right to give away a third of the royalties to my invention. One day Dragonballs could power the world.

    Master Roshi: Don't worry. A third of zero is still zero.

  • Bulma: Where's the promethium orb?

  • Bulma: I knew it... there are others!

    Goku: Seven, to be exact. My grandfather gave me this one.

    Bulma: How much do you want for this one?

    Goku: It's not for sale.

    Bulma: Everybody's got a price.

  • Goku: You made a Dragon Ball Energy locater?

    Bulma: Dragon Ball Energy... DBE. Catchy.

  • Bulma: [Deleted scene] Dragonball Energy... D.B.E. Catchy name, I was gonna call this a Promethium Energy Extractor.

    Goku: P... E... E? That's disgusting.

  • [English dub]

    Beerus: Well, who would have thought it? I'm not sure I can live this down. What sort of destroyer helps bring a world back to life?

    Bulma: We can't thank you enough! And don't worry, you'll get plenty of food out of this! We'll throw you a huge feast! Right after we track down the Dragon Balls and put North City back together, that is.

    Whis: I look forward to agreedly. That is the real reason I turned back time to save your world, you know.

  • [English dub, After Frieza destroyed the earth]

    Master Roshi: No. How could anyone be that evil?

    Krillin: There's nothing left. He destroyed the earth!

    Bulma: [crying] Vegeta. Trunks. Mom and Dad. They're all gone.

    Piccolo: No. That heartless tyrant. He couldn't just die, he took the whole planet with him.

    Whis: You're wrong. I'm afraid Frieza is most likely alive.

    Beerus: Yes, that's correct. His species is able to surviving in a vacuum. Tactically speaking, that was a pretty ingenious move.

    Tien: It's not fair. He took everything.

    Master Roshi: The Dragon Balls were destroyed as well, so we can't even summon Shenron. There's no way we can reverse when Frieza's done.

    Goku: This is my fault. Damn! Frieza was right about me, I should have finished him off when I had the chance!

    Whis: Agreed. Then are you ready to make this right?

    Goku: Huh?

    Beerus: You failed to protect your planet, because of your own leniency. The only way to avoid this outcome is to send Frieza back to his flower garden.

    Goku: What? But isn't it too late for that?

    Whis: Not quite. I can turn back time, remember? But you have to move quickly. Three minutes is as far back as I'm able to manage.

    Goku: That do-over thing?

    Whis: "Temperol Do-over." You actually paid attention for once.

  • [English dub]

    Whis: Hello, Lady Bulma? This strawberry-sundae of yours, It wouldn't be happen to a sweet to an it.

    Bulma: [gasps] Is that Whis?

    [screaming, Goku, Vegeta, Beerus and Whis reacts]

    Bulma: What the hell took you so long? I've been waiting for an hour! Vegeta and Goku are there, right? Well, Tell them to come home now! Because, I don't want to hear any crap about training, It's an emergency! That evil scumbag Frieza has come back to life, and the Earth's in danger!

    Frieza: [shocked, then angry] Scumbag, am I?

  • [English dub]

    Goku: I guess we're safe now.

    Vegeta: Selfish glory-hog! Do you have any shame?

    Goku: Hey! Just take it easy, Vegeta! It's not what it looks like. I can explain, okay?

    Vegeta: Oh, no! You're not smooth talking your way out of this one, Kakarot. You told me it was my turn!

    Bulma: It's all right, Vegeta! Goku just saved you and the whole world! You should be thanking him!

    Vegeta: What does she mean? Save the world from what? I want answers.

    [Goku laughs]

  • [English dub]

    Bulma: [grabbing the glass of strawberry sundae] Oh, Whis! Hello? Where are you, Whis? I've got a strawberry sundae right here. If you want it, You better come down and eat it before the sun melts it. It's a hot day today.

    Jaco: Dessert? Really? I just told you Frieza's back.

    Bulma: Trust me, this is the best way to get his attention. I need details, how long until Frieza gets here?

    Jaco: I'd say about in an hour or so.

    Bulma: [angry, yells] You jerk! Why didn't you say that? Now I have no time to warn anyone who could help!

    [gives sundae to Jaco, walks away]

    Jaco: So rude.

  • [English dub]

    Whis: Good afternoon.

    Krillin: Whis and Lord Beerus, are you here to help?

    Whis: Of course not. We've come here for that offering of the strawberry-sundae. I trust that you've brought it with you, Bulma?

    Bulma: Huh? Oh, yeah. I still got it. It's in Jaco's ship.

    Beerus: Does this tastes if it looks. I hope so since I hate traveling for nothing, I'll have to destroy your planet if it's average.

    Bulma: Look, it's not a good time for dessert.

    [Beerus prepares to blast, Bulma shocked]

    Bulma: Okay, okay! I'm getting it now! Don't blow us all up if it's a little melted, all right?

  • [English dub]

    Piccolo: How's that possible? Frieza's more monstrous than ever. But, Goku hasn't taken a single blow.

    Jaco: I feel like I'm stuck in some kind of bizarro nightmare. How come one earthling have that much strength?

    Bulma: Well, he grew up here. But, he is a Saiyan, you know.

    Jaco: You're obviously joking. The Saiyans were a brutal warrior race driven to extinction, There can't be one here.

    Bulma: It's true. Actually, my husband's also a Saiyan, too.

    Jaco: [exclaims, shocked] Two Saiyans? Aw, come on. I'll pretend I didn't hear that. It was my job to keep this world Saiyan free. That would be way too much paperwork.

  • Bulma: [slaps Beerus] You ruined my 38th birthday!

    [Beerus slaps her back]

    Vegeta: You... you hit my Bulma! You bastard!

    [attacks Beerus]

  • [looking for a sixth Saiyan]

    Bulma: Vegeta, you had a little brother!

    Vegeta: He's on some faraway world, I don't know where...

    Bulma: Couldn't you have got his number at least?

  • Birusu: Madam Bulma.

    Bulma: Yes?

    Birusu: I apologize for causing trouble.

    Bulma: Besides that, apologize for hitting me!

    [pause]

    Birusu: I apologize.

    Oolong: [to Bulma] Are you out of your mind?

    Birusu: If it's all right, please invite me to another party.

    Bulma: Only if you promise not to run wild.

    Birusu: I understand. But next time, I want to try that dish pudding.

    Bulma: I'll have tons served up. But don't say it tastes awful after eating it!

    Birusu: If it tastes awful, I'll destroy the Earth!

    Son Gokû: Then we'll fight again, Lord Beerus!

  • Bulma: Why are you wearing training attire on your wife's birthday? Why are you so gloomy, are you upset that your wife is aging? You Saiyans are lucky that you don't age...

    Vegeta: [waiting for Beerus] SHUT UP!

  • Kuririn: Bulma, how old are you now?

    Bulma: So rude, do you think I'll tell you?

    Android 18: The winner of the bingo contest gets a castle and plane, right?

    Bulma: Yeah, or if it's a bother you can get the cash value...

    Chichi: As expected from one of the world's wealthiest! Would Goku come for the bingo contest at least?

    Kame-sen'nin: Bulma, do you have any porn as a prize?

    Bulma: NO!

  • Bulma: [flirtatious] Hey, Lord Beerus...

    Oolong: It won't work, not from a middle-aged woman!

    Bulma: Shut up!

  • [last lines]

    Son Gokû: [laughs] Oh, yeah, Vegeta, when Bulma got hit, you screamed "My Bulma!" and became a great Super Saiyan!

    Bulma: I felt so loved!

    Vegeta: [embarassed] I don't remember saying such a thing! But, back then, I definitely exceeded your power!

    Son Gokû: Yeah, without a doubt! Next time, when we're fighting someone, I'll ask them to hit Bulma!

    Bulma: HEY!

    [slaps Goku]

    Piccolo: When Vegeta did that, you shouldn't have been there... you'd already arrived, and watched from a distance!

    Bulma: Goku?

    Oolong: [jumps on Goku] You bastard, are you serious? Everyone was getting battered!

    Son Gokû: I'm sorry, I was trying to find a strategy to match him... but there was nothing I could think of!

    Vegeta: Bulma, slap him two, no THREE more times!

    Bulma: Yes, sir!

    Son Gokû: I'm sorry! I regret it!

  • [English dub]

    Goku: [to Vegeta] When Bulma got hit, you sure went crazy, huh? "My Bulma!" That was funny! She's quite the motivator for you, I was impressed!

    Bulma: My hero!

    Vegeta: [embarrassed] What, that's ridiculous, I don't remember saying that!... And it's hardly what matters! In that great moment, I surpassed you, Kakarot!

  • Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BULMA!

    Oolong: 38 is crazy old!

    Bulma: SHUT UP!

  • [English dub]

    Bulma: Oh, good! You're finally here, Vegeta! But, This is my birthday, not a Halloween party. So, why are you sitting around in your combat gear? What's wrong? You look even more sullen than usual. Mad that humans do this little thing called aging and your poor wife's another year older? Forget the powers. The best part of being a Saiyan must be never having to worry about losing your looks.

    Vegeta: [waiting for Beerus and yells at Bulma] SHUT UP!

    [All the Z-Fighters look shocked]

    Bulma: It's my birthday, jerk.

    [scoffs]

    Vegeta: [Thinking] I can't shake this pit in my stomach. I am the great Prince Vegeta! I can't be scared, Can't I?

    Bulma: What's up your butt?

    [takes a drink of punch]

  • [English dub]

    Bulma: What? Not coming? Why would he be training on King Kai's planet during my birthday party?

    Piccolo: You really need to ask that?

    Bulma: Seriously, I sent the guy who saved the date more than six months ago...

    Gohan: Hey, where's Vegeta?

    Bulma: Looks like he's off training too. I just about had it with you Saiyans...

  • Bulma: He's not coming? What is he training at King Kai's world for?

    Piccolo: He's the kind of person who'd do that.

    Bulma: [upset] I'd told him, half a year ago...

  • Bulma: Hey look, guys! Vegeta actually has friends!

  • Bulma: You've got some nerve landing here and shooting up our planet! You're guests here you know! What kind of way is that to act, huh?

    Angila: Our master Lord Slug has commandeered this planet. You are his guests now. Follow his edict and you shall live, or you can join the countless others who have tried to resist and died!

    Bulma: You can't...

    Angila: Of course we can you fool! You're in denial. Wake up girl. Look. Just stay out of our way. You're out of your league here. You're playing with the big boys now.

    Bulma: Hey! You don't scare me! What do you want with our planet anyway, you geek?

    Angila: It's simple. We're going to terrafreeze it and convert it into our own personal starcruiser.

  • Chi Chi: Gohan, I love you sweetie!

    Gohan: [embarrassed] Mom, not so loud!

    Bulma: You own this, Trunks! Get 'em, and then we can go on vacation!

    Trunks: [to himself, embarrassed] Tactful as always, Mother.

    Oolong: Krillin, don't get yourself killed!

    Krillin: [to himself, annoyed] Oh, I'll survive. Then, it's bacon time.

  • Bulma: Do you miss your Grandad?

    Son Goku: He found me in the forest when I was just a baby. He brought me up, educated me and thought me kung-fu. And now, he's disappeared. I don't even know if he's alive. He's all I have in this whole world.

  • [after nearly getting run over by Zebrata and Maililia]

    Bulma: Hey, did you buy your license? Stupid jerks! What are they doing here, riding in funny trucks like that, and not directly as well?... They're headed in the same direction as me!

  • Son Goku: Are you really a girl?

    Bulma: Have you never seen a woman before?

    Son Goku: No, but Granddad told me there are two kinds of people: one's boys, and the other are girls! So you must be the other kind of people, right?

    Bulma: Yes! A boy and girl, apart from physical differences, are basically the same.

    Son Goku: Oh, yeah, I remember he said that a girl's chest is bigger than a boy's. Hey, can I take a look?

    Bulma: Hey, you can't touch me!

    Son Goku: My grandpa said that too, he said a boy mustn't touch a girl. He said that those who do are called...

    BulmaSon Goku: RAPISTS!

  • Bulma: Oh, no...

    Son Goku: Hey, what's wrong?

    Bulma: I saw a couple of trucks moving on, and those people were mean and nasty! They were headed towards your house!

    Son Goku: So what if they were going there?

    Bulma: I think those people were after your Dragon Pearl! Your granddad could be in danger!

    Son Goku: Will they kill Granddad?

    Bulma: It's possible!

  • [Roshi summons the Nimbus]

    Son Goku: What is that?

    Yamcha: You're stupid!

    Son Goku: You know, do you?

    Yamcha: It's his magic cloud!

    Turtle Man: Right! I captured this cloud many, many centuries ago, and I imbued it with magic powers and turned it into my private car! And the magic cloud has one specialty: people who are dishonest and have an impure mind, will never be able to get on it!

    Bulma: So then, you can sit on it?

    Turtle Man: ME?... Of course I can! I'll show you now!

    [jumps on the Nimbus]

    Turtle Man: See that? I'm an honest man! My mind is pure too! That's why I'm able to get on this cloud! Right, go! Move it! Fly!

    [the Nimbus throws him off]

    Turtle Man: Goddamn you lazybones, how dare you make a fool out of me in front of a pretty girl!

  • Pansy: I had a very good father and mother, and we lived in a peaceful village. But the baddies destroyed it, because of the Dragon Pearl!

    Bulma: Dragon Pearl?

    Son Goku: Bad guys? Who are these guys?

    Pansy: The leader is a terrible monster. He kept hundreds of mean cyborgs. They killed everyone in the village and then they blew up the village! My father, in order to protect the Dragon Pearl, stayed behind and was killed too. My mother went back for my father, and then she was killed! The monster took our Dragon Pearl; it turns out he also owns a Dragon Pearl. Both my parents are dead. My home is destroyed. I've been wandering on my own since then. I have nowhere to go.

    Son Goku: Seetou, could these be the same people who stole my Dragon Pearl?

    Bulma: It's got to be! So then, they took the Pearl from Jen's village, and now they've stolen Monkey Boy's Pearl too! That means they have three Dragon Pearls now! And I have one Pearl...

  • Turtle Man: [cackles] My pretty little lady, do you want to have this Dragon Pearl?

    [holds out his own Pearl]

    Bulma: If you're willing to part with it, of course I'll take it!

    Turtle Man: I'm gonna let you have it, but... uh... you have to do something for it!

    Bulma: So what do you want?

    Turtle Man: I've been living on this remote island for all my life, and I've never seen a girl as pretty as you! So I... so I... well... I want... I want to see you without any clothes on!

    Oolong: How dare you, you dirty old man! How can you think of something as low as that?

    Son Goku: Master, that's too much!

    Turtle Man: Hey, kid, sex is human nature!

  • Bulma: Westwood, can I become your friend?

    [Westwood screams and scrams]

    Miss Snow White: What's wrong with him?

    Bulma: This is the first time I've seen a man who's so excited about me!

    Miss Snow White: [flies after Westwood] Master, wait! Wait!

  • Bulma: Monkey Boy, there are seven Pearls!

    Son Goku: Seven?

    Bulma: Didn't you know that?

    Son Goku: No, I didn't. Grandpa said I must protect it. He never mentioned to me there were seven Pearls.

    Bulma: There are seven altogether, and there's a secret about them! It's said when the seven Pearls are put together, the sky will open up and a huge dragon will appear. When you see him, you can make a wish, and ask for anything!

    Son Goku: Is that true?

    Pansy: I've heard that before! That must be the reason that evil monster steals the Pearls!

    Bulma: That must be it! That evil monster... we must try and stop him! He can't succeed!

    Pansy: But that monster is too powerful for us! We'll need to get us some help! My mother told me to go to the Turtle Man! Only he can kill the monster!

  • Son Goku: You're different from me!

    Bulma: Of course we're different! You're a boy, and I'm a girl!

  • Pansy: [to Monkey Boy] He's a monster!

    Oolong: Little boy, keep out of this! Don't you know that this girl is my bride-to-be?

    Son Goku: Bride? Hey, what's a bride-to-be?

    Bulma: You silly boy, don't you even know that?

  • Bulma: Hey, don't touch my Pearl!

    Son Goku: Is that Pearl yours?

    Bulma: Of course it's mine, my father gave it to me!

    Son Goku: I've got one at home too!

    Bulma: Huh? Do you really? Mine has five stars, how many stars does yours have?

    Son Goku: It's got four!

    Bulma: WOW! I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT! YAY, I FOUND IT!

  • Bulma: Where's Grandpa?

    Son Goku: [crying] He's disappeared...

  • Son Goku: Seetou, tell me where these people are!

    Bulma: I've never seen them before, they're all dressed in a funny way!

    Son Goku: Where do we find them?

    Bulma: Well, they came from the West, they're probably heading back there!

    [Monkey Boy flies off]

    Bulma: HEY!

  • Turtle Man: You have a Dragon Pearl?

    Bulma: Yes, I have a Five-Star Pearl!

    Son Goku: My granddad had one too, but the baddies stole it from him!

    Pansy: My home had one too, and the baddies stole it from us!

    Bulma: Now these baddies have three Pearls, and they're trying to find the other four Pearls! We heard that your kung-fu was good, and we came to ask you to help us stop the evil monsters!

    Pansy: [goes on her knees] They destroyed our village! Master, please help us stop these evil people!

    Turtle Man: Get up, there's no need for that! Don't you worry! That monster may have three Pearls, but they're no good unless you get all seven of them together, you know that? And without me, he'll never be able to achieve what he wants!

    Bulma: Why's that?

    Turtle Man: Because I have in my possession a Two-Star Dragon Pearl! Without it, how can he get what he wants, eh?

    [presents it]

  • [Westwood hands over his Pearl]

    Bulma: A Six-Star Pearl. Oh, thank you!

    [Seetou kisses Westwood, who falls over in shock]

    Turtle Man: Aah, what a useless boy! Useless youngsters! I would give my life, to have a girl kiss me!

  • Bulma: Hey, I've got an idea...

    Bulma: [to Piggy] You strip for him!

    Oolong: HUH? ME strip for HIM? If I took off all my clothes, he wouldn't want to look even if I paid him!

    Bulma: I mean that you change into me. Then he'll think he's looking at me, when he's actually looking at you!

    Son Goku: That's great? Did you hear that?

    Oolong: Huh? You want ME to bare all for that sex maniac?... Okay, but you gotta pay too!

    Bulma: What do YOU want?

    Oolong: Well, he'll see the top... I'll see the bottom!

    Bulma: Listen, Piggy, when you change into me, you'll be able to see the whole body.

    Oolong: Oh, yeah! How come I'm so stupid? I'll change right now!

  • [Monkey Boy and Seetou ride an elephant]

    Bulma: [to Monkey Boy] You know, you're clever. If you hadn't gotten me these wheels, we wouldn't have come this far!

  • Bulma: You haven't eaten anything. Come, have some beef jerky! It's very tasty... How do you make this beef jerky?

    Son Goku: This is not beef!

    Bulma: Oh? Then what is it?

    Son Goku: It's pepper-minted gecko!

    [Seetou screams]

  • Bulma: Monkey Boy, who is this?

    Son Goku: This is Westwood!

    Bulma: Wow, he's so good-looking!

    [Westwood backs away fearfully]

    Son Goku: What? You call THAT good-looking?... How about this!

    [knocks out Westwood with one punch]

    Bulma: What did you do that for?

  • Turtle Man: But then, why'd Westwood tell me one of you wanted to fight me?

    Son GokuBulmaOolongPansy: WESTWOOD?

  • [a turtle shell is seen floating on the water]

    Pansy: Master!

    Bulma: Master!

    Oolong: Master, you're still alive!

    Turtle Man: [wading out of the ocean, half-naked] Are you kidding? Nobody can get rid of ME that easily!... But still, my house is destroyed, and my Dragon Pearl stolen! These people will not get away with this!

  • Goku: Grandpa, Grandpa!

    Bulma: Huh?

    [Goku laughs]

    Bulma: You live, in this dump?

    Goku: Grandpa, I brought a girl-person to our house, the kind you talked about.

    [Goku laughs]

    Bulma: Ah! You have a Dragon Ball!

    [Bulma picks up the Dragon Ball]

    Goku: He says hi!

    Bulma: My radar worked! It led me straight to it!

    Goku: Ah, ah! He didn't say you could touch!

    [Goku takes the Dragon Ball away from Bulma]

    Goku: Grandpa's been in this ball he gave me, ever since he had to go away.

    Bulma: Oh that's so sweet. Now you want to see something special?

    Goku: Huh?

    [Bulma reaches inside her bag to pull out two more Dragon Balls]

    Goku: Huh?

    Bulma: Ta-da!

    Goku: Ah! No way! You have my grandpa too?

    Bulma: Well, not exactly.

    Goku: I didn't know he could double. Oh...

    [Goku stares at the Dragon Balls]

  • Bulma: Wow! Check it out! The Dragon Balls should be right below us, guys!

    Oolong: Oh, great, it's at the bottom of the ocean.

    Yamcha: Too bad we didn't bring our swimsuits.

    Oolong: Known fact: Pigs don't float, I'm off the hook.

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