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Alice Finely Quotes:

  • Dee Johnson: [looking at her reflection, in the mirror, just after Alice Finely's completed her make-over; she looks beautiful] Is that me?

    Alice Finely: Well, it ain't Dracula's daughter, baby!

    Dee Johnson: Mama, is that really me?

    Stella Johnson: [weeping tears of joy & happiness, of her daughter's new ideal look] It always was you, honey! It always was you!

  • Alice Finely: [Just as Stella came up with a scheme to Kirby Baker, after he raised her house mortgage and tax extremely high, trying to force Stella out of Harper Valley] Where are you going?

    Stella Johnson: I'm off to get me something Chinese. And I don't mean Chop Suey!

  • Alice Finely: [to Stella, pointing to the back seat of her car before they go out to deal with Otis Harper, Junior] We've got a passenger.

    Dee Johnson: I thought you could use some help.

    Stella Johnson: You know?

    Dee Johnson: I kind of figured it out.

    Stella Johnson: [giving up] Well, welcome aboard the Harper Valley steamroller!

  • [as Alice Finley and Stella Johnson wait to trap Miss. Olive Glover, at Seattle Slew's horse stable and they smell the strong horse dung odor]

    Alice Finely: It ain't exactly Chanel Number 5 around here, you know?

    Stella Johnson: You said it!

  • Stella Johnson: [Alice has just fixed her an "Alice Special"] That tastes like raw eggs and Kool-Ade!

    Alice Finely: It is! With a shot of bourbon.

  • Herbie Maddox: [talking about Skeeter's disappearance] Skeeter is so predictable. Two beers, he goes home to his wife. Three beers, he goes home to his mother-in-law. Four beers, he goes -...

    Alice Finely: Herbie!

  • Stella Johnson: Damn, damn, damn!

    Alice Finely: That bad, eh?

    [as Alice Finely read the letter, Stella Johnson lowered her head and quietly wept, of the threat of her daughter, Dee Johnson, possibly being expelled from the Harper Valley Junior High School]

  • Alice Finely: [Alice and Stella have just dumped Seattle Slew's manure over Miss Olive Glover, just after getting Miss. Olive Glover's purse away from her in her automobile] Let's see her come out of this one, smelling like a rose!

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