Alan Oakley Quotes in The Trip (2002)

Tommy Ballenger: What do you want?

Alan Oakley: I want to say I'm sorry.

Tommy Ballenger: Absolution granted, go with God. We're done.

Tommy Ballenger: So what made you want to become a writer?

Alan Oakley: It's always been my dream since a child. When did you first realize you were gay?

Tommy Ballenger: It's always been my dream since a child.

Ted Oakley: So how do the two of you know each other?

Alan Oakley: Umm...the young republicans club.

Tommy Ballenger: Ya, I just love Dick.

Alan Oakley: [proceeds to spray his coffee over the kitchen table, recovers] Ah! Too much sugar!