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  • Lota: My father admires what you've done, and he likes you.

    Ali Baba: So he likes me? Well, why has he been so anxious to have me tortured?

  • Sultan: I hope you'll enjoy what we've got - if you don't mind taking pot luck?

    Ali Baba: Can I get a hot dog and a bottle of pop?

    Sultan: Hot dog? Pop?

    Ali Baba: That's the great national diet in America. I've just come from there.

    Sultan: America? Where is that?

    Ali Baba: A great open space between New York and Hollywood.

  • Ali Baba: Excuse me, who are these fellows? They're not even listening!

    Sultan: They're my new musicians from Africa.

    Ali Baba: Africa?

    [to musicians]

    Ali Baba: What part of Africa?

    Sultan: I'm afraid they don't understand you. You see, they talk a strange tongue.

    Ali Baba: [to musicians] Parlez-vous Français?

    [No response]

    Ali Baba: Se hable espanol? Capisce italian'?

    [No response]

    Ali Baba: Verstehse bissel Yiddish?

    [No response. Ali Baba has a flash of inspiration]

    Ali Baba: Wait a minute! Hi de hi de ho?

    Musicians: Hee de hee de hee!

    Ali Baba: Hey de hey de hey!

    Musicians: Ho de ho de ho!

  • Ali Baba: Wait, I think I've got something! You don't have to be a sultan - you can resign!

    Sultan: Resign? Desert my throne? Forsake my people? Allah would never forgive me.

    Ali Baba: You don't have to desert your people. You can go on being the head man, but instead of sultan you become a president.

    Sultan: A what?

    Ali Baba: A president, like they have in America.

    Sultan: Well, does he rule the country?

    Ali Baba: Does he rule the country? Hunh! Ask the Republicans!

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