Victor Velasco Quotes in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

Victor Velasco: Shama shama elma commama!

Victor Velasco: Does your husband work during the day?

Corie Bratter: Yes.

Victor Velasco: In an office?

Corie Bratter: Yes.

Victor Velasco: Good. I work at home during the day. Oh, I predict some interesting complications... am I making you nervous?

Corie Bratter: Very nervous.

Victor Velasco: Wonderful! Once a month I try to make pretty young girls nervous, just to keep my hand in!

Victor Velasco: No, you said "Fly you have a waiter in my soup."

Corie Bratter: Well I did! He put his hand in my soup to get the fly out!

Victor Velasco: So what are you, a folk singer?

Corie Bratter: No, a wife!