A.J. Brown Quotes in In the Loop (2009)

A.J. Brown: So, you made it in OK, right?

Malcolm Tucker: Yeah, hunky-dory, thanks. Can I get a coffee?

A.J. Brown: Sure, sure. If we just get started, my assistant should be bringing in coffee shortly.

Malcolm Tucker: Your assistant?

A.J. Brown: Yeah. So, item. We need to have a conversation about the mood of the British Parliament, the bumps in the road ahead and what not.

Malcolm Tucker: I'm sorry, I don't... This situation here is... Is this it? No offence, son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a fucking toilet.

A.J. Brown: Your first point there, the offence? I'm afraid I'm going to have to take it. Your second point, I'm 22, but item, it's my birthday in nine days, so... if it will make you feel more comfortable, we could wait.

Malcolm Tucker: Don't get sarcastic with me, son. We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I'm all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat fuck. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat it'll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny. I was led to believe I was attending the war committee.

A.J. Brown: Yes, Assistant Secretary of State Linton Barwick asked me to brief you on the work of the Future Planning Committee.

Malcolm Tucker: I'm away.

[AJ's assistant walks in with the coffee]

Malcolm Tucker: And here we are. The fucking Vice President has also graced us with his presence. Give him a bottle of milk.

A.J. Brown: [on the phone] I just got off the phone with Linton, who proceeded to bitch me out for allowing "I Heart Huckabees" on the troops' DVD roster. Yeah. You know that phrase, "I'm too old for this shit"? Well, I'm too young for this shit. You know?