Hotel Maid Quotes in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

bellboy: [Dropping newspaper on pile of unread ones outside the door] How long they been in there?

Hotel Maid: 5 days.

bellboy: That must be a hotel record.

Hotel Maid: For a political convention. Honeymoon record's 9 days.

Lebel: [interrogating hotel staff] But you did say that Madame de Montpelier's bed was slept in by two people?

Hotel Maid: Yes sir, definitely. You can always tell.

Hotel Maid: You ought to lay off the stuff if you can't take it. I bet that tongue of yours is feeling a bit bird-cagey this morning. I'm glad it doesn't belong to me.