Paul Bratter Quotes in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

Corie Bratter: You're almost nearly perfect!

Paul Bratter: That's a rotten thing to say!

Corie Bratter: My divorce! When do I get my divorce!

Paul Bratter: How should I know? The marriage license hasn't even come in yet!

Paul Bratter: I'm home, castle!

Corie Bratter: Six days does not a week make.

Paul Bratter: What does that mean?

Corie Bratter: [pause] I don't know!

Paul Bratter: Well, I'm 26, and cold as hell!

Paul Bratter: You don't just dive into a black salad. You have to play with it first!

Paul Bratter: Good-bye leaky closet.