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The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week. -- Les Dawson
I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier. -- Mike Tice
I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week. -- Bon Scott
People do not connect with what happened last week, let alone what happened 20 years ago. -- Avery Brooks
I just finished my 11th book last week, so I'm ready to start the next one. -- Gloria Stuart
I'm not into watching stuff I did last week, let alone three or four years ago. -- Chris Hemsworth
When Steve Jobs died last week, there was a huge outcry, and that was very moving and justified. -- Rob Pike
We didn't sleep last week - we literally didn't sleep - because we've been so busy with the book. -- Hansie Cronje
The things that you saw earlier in your life generally have more power than the things you saw last week. -- Mike Nichols
I have a strong memory of my early childhood. I can remember life before I was two. I remember being toilet-trained like it was last week - and it wasn't last week. -- Caroll Spinney
I'm so glad we had that storm last week. -- Chris Matthews
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. -- Henny Youngman
I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters. -- Albert Brooks
What is normal? Normal is yesterday and last week and last month taken together -- Terry Pratchett
Maybe your mind won't remember what I cooked last week, but your body will. -- Erica Bauermeister
Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick. -- Muhammad Ali
Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week. -- Jeff Stelling
I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. -- Tommy Cooper
October proved a riot a riot to the senses and climaxed those giddy last weeks before Halloween. -- Keith Donohue
The film [Aquarius" ] is very, very successful. We had the highest per-screen average of last week's releases. -- Sonia Braga
Drama entered my home last week, but I ushered it to the door and tossed it to the curb. -- Barbara Brooke
John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke. -- Jay Leno
One of the terrorist who was shot dead last week led us today to the hide out of the other 3 suspects. -- Joseph Ole Lenku
There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show, and I just didn't want to do that. -- Robert Urich
I don't want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can't think again. Not ever again. -- Stephen Chbosky
Donald Rumsfeld also lost his gig last week. When asked what his future plans are, Rumsfeld said, 'What's a plan?' -- Bill Maher
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. -- Andy Borowitz
Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers. -- Dave Barry
I said last week that the number on Jean's back does not matter. He stays effective as a runner, decision-maker and leader. -- Allister Coetzee
I won a great giant slalom in Japan last week, and it gave me momentum for this final part of the season. -- Hermann Maier
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? -- Woody Allen
Why do I do this every Sunday? Even the book reviews seem to be the same as last week's. Different books same reviews. -- John Osborne
So Ahmadinejad wants to be the first Iranian in space - wasn't he there just last week? 'Iran launches monkey into space.' -- John McCain
We're seeing people in the streets because this last week [since November 8, 2016] was a week of grief and mourning and despair for many. -- Katrina vanden Heuvel
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I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. -- W. C. Fields
I can't wait to play the Hammerstein shows. Things have been exploding in the last week, and that's going to be the exclamation point. -- Trey Anastasio
For honest insight into who you are, don't ask yourself what your priorities are for next week. Ask what your priorities were last week. -- Robert Reed
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?" -- Frank Carson
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...there remained a strange formality between them, and her pleasure in his presence felt too much like missing him had felt during the last week. -- Robin McKinley
I have continued to paint; my father - who was savaged by the critics - continued to paint until practically the last week of his life. -- Jamie Wyeth
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world. -- Bill Engvall
He's sort of caught everybody on the hot, really, and good luck to him. He tried it last week as an experiment and it certainly worked. -- Colin Montgomerie
I believed, up to last week, that Adam was somehow coming back. But I wouldn't trade that optimism for anything, because the other option is no fun. -- Michael Diamond
What has been doing in the last week, attacking Hollywood actresses [Meryl Streep] for criticizing him, I mean what would is this guy [Donald Trump] living in? -- John Lewis
And the insidious thing is that people will either see a movie because it did well last weekend or won't see it because it didn't do well. -- Meg Ryan
I'm surprised, but I'm glad, I realise that this is what i wanted that night last week, to simply make a connection and keep hold of it. -- Jon McGregor
Michael Eisner let it be known last week that he had no intention of leaving the entertainment business once he steps down as CEO of Disney in October. -- Peter Bart
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up. -- Les Dawson
The very substance which last week was grazing in the field, waving in the milk pail, or growing in the garden, is now become part of the man. -- Isaac Watts
In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week? -- Ron Livingston
A new biography of Madonna came out last week, and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory. -- Bill Maher
Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub. -- Dan Quayle
In these surreal days, there is one truth. Nothing justified the killing of innocent people in America last week and nothing justifies the killing of innocent people anywhere else. -- John Pilger
French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly. -- Jay Leno
Actually, Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact, Joe's popularity has gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At this rate, he could win the nomination by the year 2032. -- Jay Leno
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.' -- Les Dawson
For me, a good friend is someone you might only see once or twice a year but each time it feels as though you've just seen them last week. -- James Herbert
Moscow has been helping the Northern Alliance because the Taliban was openly supported by Pakistan, .. until last week, Pakistani servicemen had taken part in war operations on the Taliban side. -- Sergei Ivanov
Yes, of course. I was on her like, um... I believe that old woman last week we took after she'd burnt down her house cooking said 'like white on rice', -- Abbi Glines
Death remains about the one certain fact in the lives of each one of us, and there will be suffering, sorrow, and sadness next week as there was last week. -- Basil Hume
I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in 'foreign'. I knew what they were saying: Blah, blah, blah, le b*** manager, f*** uselss b***! -- Harry Redknapp
I rarely exercise at all, except I have some hand weights that I'll lift idly while I'm watching TV. I did do some push-ups last week and somehow hurt my shoulder. -- Nick Antosca
Training hasn't been consistent for the last week or so which was a bit annoying, but going into the competition I just had to get myself into the right mind frame. -- Tom Daley
I started hitting the ball a lot better a few weeks ago, and just the putter wasn't working. And putting a new putter in the bag last week, it just helped. -- Retief Goosen
My greatest talent is calmness and being positive. I concentrate on what you can do even in the worst of times. You don't judge by last week's errors or lost opportunity. -- Joe Torre
A film like Genevieve to my contemporaries is not a film made years ago, but last week or last year. They see me as I was then, not as I am now. -- Kenneth More
The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death. -- Norm MacDonald
Zeroes are important. A million seconds ago was last week. A billion seconds ago, Richard Nixon resigned the presidency. A trillion seconds ago was 30,000 BC, and early humans were using stone tools. -- Denis Hayes
The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best if you didn't read it at all. -- Jay Leno
According to various polls conducted, the single most important issue in last week's election was not the Iraq War, not the War on Terror, not even the economy. It was the cultural war. -- John Doolittle
Marco Rubio's presidential campaign has raised $40 million in the last week. When he heard that, Rubio said, 'Hey, any chance I can drop out of the race and just keep the 40 million?' -- Jimmy Fallon
Pleased to meet you," Tellin says, shaking me out of my reverie. "Lily told me much about you last weekend." "Funny." Quince throws me a questioning glance. "She didn't mention you at all. -- Tera Lynn Childs
It's frustrating when you want to play but can't. I didn't touch a racket for three weeks and when I started playing again last week, I still felt some pain in my wrist. -- Marat Safin
As I stood and gave the eulogy for young Michael Brown last week, I kept thinking about the fact that this child should have been in college instead of laying in a coffin. -- Al Sharpton
I'm a dancer so anything related to dance I love to do. I also tried Zumba last week. That thing is tough! 15 minutes in I was going for a water break. It wasn't easy! -- Patti Stanger
I spent the last week of Ryan's life in Indiana, Indianapolis, with Jeanne and Andrea, Jeanne, his mother, Andrea, his sister, and some other beautiful people who came. And it taught me a lesson. -- Elton John
Rachel?â? came Ivyâ??s voice from her room. â??Whereâ??s my sword?â? â??In the foyer where you left it last week when the evangelists were canvassing the neighborhood -- Kim Harrison
Most of the 50 or so invitations you receive each week come from people inviting the President's Chief of Staff, not you. If you doubt that, ask your predecessor how many he received last week. -- Donald Rumsfeld
That's the trouble with playing a cutting-edge narcotics detective - you've got to wear what's topical at the moment. My kids tease me about outfits I was wearing last week, let alone in the eighties. -- Clark Johnson
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.' -- Les Dawson
Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling appeared before Congress. Do you think they even bothered swearing him in? Now he is denying he lied to Congress last week. He's saying it was just the liquor talking. -- Jay Leno
New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife, Donna Hanover, as official hostess of the mayor's mansion last weekend. He's got his own idea of what a hostess should be. He wants a little cupcake. -- Argus Hamilton
When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it. That's what we did in the announcement I made last weekend on the public housing projects, about how we're going to have weapon sweeps -- William J. Clinton
I love to come home and work on one of my other jobs. Just to remember that the floors gotta be mopped, and that everything isn't centered around what you fought about in Washington last week. -- Chellie Pingree
After we played Sporting last week, the lads in the dressing room talked about him constantly, and on the plane back from the game they urged me to sign him. That's how highly they rated him. -- Cristiano Ronaldo
People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how to get an alimony settlement better than they got last week. -- Gay Talese
I said to them last week that I'd like them to win ugly and they certainly won ugly today. That was the ugliest thing I've seen since the ugly sisters fell out of the ugly tree. -- Terry Butcher
I have a spaniel that defrocked a nun last week. He took hold of the cord. I had hold of the leash. It was like elephants holding tails. Imagine me undressing a nun, even second hand. -- E. B. White
Government can't deliver a free lunch to the country as a whole. It can, however, determine who pays for lunch. And last week the Senate handed the bill to the wrong party... the poor and middle class. -- Warren Buffett
Radio did not kill books and television did not kill radio or movies - what television did kill was cinema newsreel. TV does it much better because it can deliver it instantly. Who wants last week's news? -- Douglas Adams
I think he was absolutely right not to go to UN last week... First things first - that is, values and people here in their local communities, and remembering all politics is local, and trusting people more. -- Patricia Hewitt
A very considerable body of the German people live in America and propose to fight that Government. Bourke in his great speech last week welcoming the Belgian mission to Boston worked out the President's meaning with care. -- Shane Leslie
Only in the last week, South Carolina announced that it is seeking to become the U. S. center for hydrogen fuel cells, and BMW revealed that it will power some of its high-end model cars with hydrogen. -- Virgil Goode
The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to do now is to find something new to put up as security. -- Will Rogers
Given the scope of the tragedy from last week, I am glad to reassure the people of New York and Washington, D.C. that their air is safe to breath and their water is safe to drink, -- Christine Todd Whitman
And it was only released in London last week, so when I go back to England Monday or whatever, I am expecting heaps of adulation. I'm hoping there is. If that doesn't happen I will be disappointed. -- David Thewlis
I don't watch myself on TV, I don't read the news clippings about me, so when people come up and say, 'What about that story last week?' I go, 'I didn't even know there was.' -- Jay Kay
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TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week, that's good but, when you walk out in front of 1,000, you think, 'Oh my God, this had better be good'. -- Jimmy Carr
The very quick and high sales of the book caught us off guard, but fortunately we got the second edition from the printers at the end of last week and the shops should now be stocked again. -- Hansie Cronje
Watching President Obama apologize last week for America's arrogance - before a French audience that owes its freedom to the sacrifices of Americans - helped convince me that he has a deep-seated antipathy toward American values and traditions. -- Rick Santorum
That's why I have to be a fiction writer, because I can't remember what just happened or where I went last week or what movie I just watched with my husband. I'm better off just making things up. -- Bonnie Jo Campbell
For some reason, on that sparkling afternoon last week, I actually saw the coal that was passing by and it set me to thinking how important coal was to our everyday lives when I was a little boy. -- Nick Clooney
You don't have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today's game. It may be far from your best, but that's all you've got. Harden your heart and make the best of it. -- Walter Hagen
I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick. -- Muhammad Ali
The key to running a good marathon is to not listen to anyone's advice the last week before the race. That's when people tend to do stupid things that disrupt all the input and training of the previous months. -- Don Kardong
Is he your warden now too? You know I saw this story on the news last week about controlling, abusive teenage relationships and- "Okay!" I cut him off, and then shoved his arm. "Time for the werewolf to get out! -- Stephenie Meyer
There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it. -- Scott Adams
There was nothing like a Saturday - unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball. -- Nora Roberts
Just last week, I was successful in passing two bi-partisan amendments through the House of Representatives that aim to address the even larger problem of cracking down on countries who export the materials to create meth into the United States. -- Mark Kennedy
My opinion of the Russians has changed most drastically in the last week than even (sic) the two-and-a-half years before that. It's only now dawning upon the world the magnitude of the action that the Soviets undertook in invading Afghanistan. -- Jimmy Carter
At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as good as yours', she got all pissed off. Women - they can't take a compliment! -- David Henry
And indeed, last week, the FBI executed a search warrant on my residence. This happened one day after my attorneys had left a message on the lead FBI investigator's voice mail confirming my continued readiness to answer questions and otherwise cooperate. -- Steven Hatfill
In 2001, my father finally succumbed to the bone cancer that had tortured him for seven years. His last weeks were a terrible, black icing on the cake, the agony, the slow twisting, thinning and snapping of his skeleton. Everything fell apart. -- Peter Baynham
I try not to look back. I'm looking forward. I'm worried more about what I'm going to do next week than I am what I did last week. There are too many things to do. Looking back is for everybody else. -- Neil Young
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!" -- Henny Youngman
I have ballet class every other day for two hours. And for "Six Feet Under", last week there was a sequence where I had to do a whole choreographed dance number, so I had four hours of dance practice every day. -- Michelle Trachtenberg
I just found out last week - my sister told me - that my father had some Beatles records. So I must have heard them quite a bit, but it never registered, really. Now I listen to them with new ears. -- Sheryl Lee

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