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I'll always have a baby face. -- Tracey Gold
Western Europeans are not having any babies. -- John Rhys-Davies
It's a pretty brutal process, having a baby. -- Rachel Cusk
I do not believe having a baby is punishment. -- Allen West
Men should have more time with their newborn babies. -- Megyn Kelly
Babies have much higher levels of stress in childcare. -- Mem Fox
It's a very nice thing to have a baby. -- Andy Richter
Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby. -- John le Carre
I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby. -- Susie Bright
Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies? -- Candice Bergen
If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one. -- Jessamyn West
You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now. -- Johnny Mercer
Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky. -- Bethenny Frankel
I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now. -- Nicole Richie
I am very thankful and blessed to have a healthy and happy baby boy and baby mama. -- Eric Church
I tried immediately to have a baby because I was so afraid not to have a baby in my life. -- Roberto Cavalli
For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s. -- Jane Kaczmarek
A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. -- Paul Mooney
You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s. -- Helen Hunt
When you have the baby, there is no BlackBerry, no computer; you just have the baby on your stomach, and your heart is beating the same time as the baby's. It's very nice. -- Carine Roitfeld
Having a baby can be a scream. -- Joan Rivers
I'm loving the idea of having a baby -- Sabrina
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love. -- Joan Rivers
Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment. -- Chelsea Handler
Freedom, baby, is never having to say youre sorry. -- Al Pacino
I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby -- Susie Bright
Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. -- Natasha Leggero
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate. -- Anne Lamott
I like my body so much more now since having my baby. -- Nelly
Having a crying baby is inspiration to get the job done quickly. -- Emily Procter
The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way. -- Bethenny Frankel
Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. -- Paul Reiser
I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby. -- Connie Chung
Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together. -- Shah Rukh Khan
Cinema without risk is like having no sex and expecting to have a baby. -- Francis Ford Coppola
Take it easy baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun! -- Jim Morrison
Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse. -- Kate Winslet
Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is. -- Lisa See
Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver. -- Collett E. Woolman
Having a baby is a disaster for your career. I don't think there's any sympathy. -- Mariella Frostrup
Having the baby changed my life a lot. I don't want to go on the road. -- Cass Elliot
I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever! -- Kourtney Kardashian
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. -- Tina Brown
My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies. -- Enrique Iglesias
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. -- Phyllis Diller
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. -- Jim Gaffigan
I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life. -- Bethenny Frankel
I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here. -- Marion Jones
I am a mother and I know the feeling of having a baby come out of my gut. -- Eartha Kitt
Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live. -- Lucy Ellmann
Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. -- Taylor Hanson
Happiness is not that easy to achieve, but having a handsome husband, a beautiful baby, and a great job helps. -- Ellen Pompeo
I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them. -- Spalding Gray
Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life. -- Joan Lowery Nixon
Then to have your baby playing at the school you played at and having him play well is a special treat. -- Jerry Kramer
Anybody who knows about having a premature baby, it's horrific. He was part of a twin, and I lost his sister. -- Sherri Shepherd
Sometimes writing a novel is not unlike having a baby. You'd have to ask a female novelist to compare the pain. -- Salman Rushdie
To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby.... It was just another world. -- Giuliana Rancic
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception. -- Joan Rivers
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life. -- Nuno Bettencourt
My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital. -- Chris Bohjalian
Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious! -- Halle Berry
Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. -- Natasha Leggero
You got me thinking bout us having us some babies Everything about love got me like Baby come home and put it on me tonight. -- Jamie Foxx
I see my sister, and she's on her second baby, and I'm like, 'That's success.' Having a family - I can't wait for that. -- Adrienne Bailon
The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it. -- Doug Stanhope
I could still remember how having a two day old baby makes you feel faintly sorry for everyone else, stuck in their wan unmiraculous lives. -- Marni Jackson
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. -- Jean Kerr
My career has always been one of the most important things, but after having a baby you find that it drops down on the totem pole. -- Marion Jones
After having a baby, there will inevitably be something on your body - a mark, a scar or some loose skin - that wasn't there before. -- Constance Marie
The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube. -- Norman Mailer
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you. -- Anne Lamott
So many Hollywood actresses become successful and then just keep on going - they miss out on having a partner and a baby and end up lonely. -- Jaime Pressly
I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself. -- Kelly Cutrone
To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now. -- Jean Kerr
Giving a party is like having a baby: its conception is more fun than its completion; and once you have begun it, it is almost impossible to stop. -- Jan Struther
Homeland defense doesn't generate any force requirements beyond having enough National Guard to save lives in natural disasters and to baby-sit nuclear power plants on Code Red days. -- Thomas P.M. Barnett
I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom. -- Brian Posehn
I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career. -- Busy Philipps
Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby." -- Elizabeth Gilbert
Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it. -- Erma Bombeck
I want a family. I see my sister, and she's on her second baby, and I'm like, 'That's success.' Having a family - I can't wait for that. -- Adrienne Bailon
When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple having a baby to save a marriage. -- Adam Davidson
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch. -- Dave Barry
For some reason people say such negative things about having a baby - you won't sleep, the stress, the crying. Nonsense. It's a total joy so cherish every second. -- James Mullinger
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. -- Matthew Broderick
The hardest thing I think I've ever had to do to tell you, the woman I love, that I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely know. -- Usher

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