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My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate. -- Carnie Wilson
It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle. -- Charles A. Murray
I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs. -- Jonathan Swift
Those who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they men? -- Swami Vivekananda
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs. -- Marva Collins
Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat. -- Jacqueline Bisset
I don't want you to be young and beautiful. I only want one thing. I want you to be kind-hearted - and not just towards cats and dogs. -- Vasily Grossman
My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should make no impression on your mind. -- Swami Vivekananda
here's certain things that are similar to cats and dogs. Dogs are just hyper social and they have a want to please you way more than a cat does. -- Temple Grandin
I'm not sure that love and like aren't like cats and dogs: One can't grow up to be the other, but they can be taught to live under the same roof. -- E. L. Konigsburg
Zoologists seem to consider the cerebration of cats and dogs about 50-50 -- but my respect always goes to the cool, sure, impersonal, delicately poised feline who minds his business and never slobbers. -- H. P. Lovecraft
Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption. Please do the right thing and spay or neuter your animals. -- Steven Morrissey
Mr. Cat and Mr. Dog were neighbors who fought like, well, cats and dogs. That is until Mr. Rat moved in. It's fascinating how easily two enemies ally at the introduction of a third. -- Richelle E. Goodrich
Each year, billions of animals are subjected to cruelty on factory farms, feed lots, and slaughterhouses. The brutality that these animals endure would be grounds for felony cruelty charges if inflicted upon our cats and dogs. -- Peter Dinklage
For a metaphysical treat stop at the Big Sur Inn, which is also a haven for stray cats and dogs. Life along the South Coast is just a bed of roses, with a few thorns and nettles interspersed. -- Henry Miller
It rained cats and dogs non-stop at this wedding. Later during the reception, the rain stopped as the sun was setting, and the sky turned pink. The bride later said that this picture made the rainy day totally worth it! -- Julie Roberts
We were brothers off the field, but there was no love lost on it. We fought like cats and dogs. Wes was always trying to strike me out, and meantime, I was always trying to hit a home run off him. -- Rick Ferrell
I know real cops. When they're paired up together, they get so close, you know? There's no excuse for it, but these guys do have a connection. They fight like cats and dogs, but when they get in a really messed-up situation, they're there for each other. -- Kenny Johnson
My mother early on taught us to respect all animals, and I mean all animals - not just cats and dogs but rats and snakes and spiders and fish and wildlife, so I really grew up believing they are just like us and just as deserving of consideration. -- Joanna Lumley
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. -- Oliver Herford
Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight. -- Marilyn vos Savant
We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare. -- Charles Dance
Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat. -- Robert Graves
I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs. -- Daryl Hannah
We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles. -- Rue McClanahan
Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens. -- Rita Mae Brown
Most Americans, like most Japanese, view their dogs, cats, and other animal companions as family members, and rightly so. -- Ingrid Newkirk
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -- Robert A. Heinlein
We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight. -- H. P. Lovecraft
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs. -- Salma Hayek
She was trusted and valued by her father, loved and courted by all dogs, cats, children, and poor people, and slighted and neglected by everybody else. -- Anne Bronte
My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals. -- Alastair Campbell
In 'We Were the Mulvaneys,' animals are almost as important as people. I wanted to show the tenderness in our relationships with cats, dogs, and horses. Especially cats. -- Joyce Carol Oates
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' -- Lewis Grizzard
Whatever its other limitations, the Big Apple and those who live there make room for their dogs and cats, take good care of them and abide by the rules made necessary by a huge population. -- Nick Clooney
We have associations to things. We have, you know, we have associations to tables and to - and to dogs and to cats and to Harvard professors, and that's the way the mind works. It's an association machine. -- Daniel Kahneman
Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, 'Cat, come here.' He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he thinks might be food. They're very free animals, and I like that. -- Antonio Banderas
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed. -- Ellen DeGeneres
Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks. -- Eloisa James
Dogs have owners, cats have staff. -- Margaret Benson
Cats will outsmart dogs every time. -- John Grogan
Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs -- Desmond Morris
Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs. -- Desmond Morris
Dogs own space and cats own time. -- Nicola Griffith
Dogs are more loyal. Cats are fickle. -- Carol Thatcher
Dogs have their day but cats have 365. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Dogs serve people, but people serve cats. -- Temple Grandin
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates. -- Oliver Gaspirtz
Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like. -- Lauren Myracle
Dogs want only love but cats demand worship. -- Lucy Maud Montgomery
Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't. -- Eloisa James
Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip. -- Eloisa James
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. -- Nafisa Joseph
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria! -- Bill Murray
I like birds and dogs. I'm allergic to cats. -- Carrie Fisher
Cats gotta scratch. Dogs gotta bite. I gotta write. -- James Ellroy
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. -- Jeff Valdez
I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats. -- Jake M. Johnson
Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never. -- Mason Cooley
You know how cats do. They hide to die. Dogs come home. -- Thomas Harris
Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered. -- George Carlin
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths. -- Demetri Martin
Fighting should be left to dogs and cats and chickens, who can't reason. -- Margaret Deland
Some people who like dogs don't like cats, but I'm not like that. -- Viggo Mortensen
Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring. -- Angela Kinsey
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. -- Eloisa James
Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures. -- Marie Bashkirtseff
Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music. -- Swami Vivekananda
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -- Jeff Valdez
For dogs we kings should have lions, and for cats, tigers. The great benefits a crown. -- Victor Hugo
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog. -- Tim Allen
Dogs believe every stranger is a friend they haven't met yet. Cats wait for a proper invitation. -- Vicki Brown
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston S. Churchill
Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens. -- Russell Simmons
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? -- Eleanor Porter
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever. -- W. Bruce Cameron
People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. -- Betty White
Dogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us. -- Iris Murdoch
Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries? -- William James
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. -- Lenny Bruce
I could do a franchise for the end of everything. 'The End of Dogs,' 'The End of Cats.' -- Hanna Rosin
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston S. Churchill
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston S. Churchill
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration. -- Doug Larson
All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal -- Winston Churchill
Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire. -- Tran Thien Khiem
You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs. -- Haruki Murakami
Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong. -- Dave Barry
Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow. -- Walter E. Williams
Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house. -- Blaize Clement
There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human. -- Lucy Maud Montgomery
O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living. -- Fanny Fern
dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight in their presence. -- Sarah Ban Breathnach
It was a day as different from other days as dogs are from cats and both of them from chrysanthemums or tidal waves or scarlet fever. -- John Steinbeck
There are two kinds of fidelity - that of dogs and that of cats; and you gentlemen, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house -- Napoleon Bonaparte
I realized that all animals, not just dogs and cats and horses, were sentient beings; therefore, I just couldn't say I love animals and then eat them. -- William McNamara
Lots of donations and money go to rescue dogs and cats, however the public does not understand that every cow, pig and chicken needs to be rescued too. -- Nathan Runkle
All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead. -- Noel Fielding
Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins. -- Barbara Mertz
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. -- Oliver Gaspirtz
While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too. -- Rita Mae Brown
Animals can learn, but it is not by learning that they become dogs, cats, or horses. Only man has to learn to become what he is supposed to be. -- Eric Hoffer
Oh, but I like my geese. Like cats, they can't be told what to do, and like dogs, they're loyal, and like people, they talk every chance they get. -- Shannon Hale
He could tell her that dogs used to look like cats and vice versa without a lick of proof and it would change the way she regarded the animals. -- S.A. Tawks
Once you come to terms with why you don't eat cats, dogs, monkeys, and dolphins, you will begin to understand why I don't eat cows, pigs, chickens, and lambs. -- Edward Sanchez

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