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It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. -- Pete Rose
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman. -- Prince Philip
When I was a kid, I dreamed of using a bat with my own name on it. -- Jennie Finch
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Fans love McGwire for his powerful physique, for his on-field hugs of his son, the part-time bat boy. He is Big Mac, or Paul Bunyan in Cardinals red with a white-ash bat instead of an ax. -- Bill Dedman
A full mind is an empty bat. -- Branch Rickey
I've got a right to knock down anybody holding a bat. -- Early Wynn
I don't think anyone would bat an eye if I wrote a song. -- Isabel Gillies
Being with a small publisher has been huge. They bat for me for everything. -- Steven Amsterdam
You've got a little round ball and a little round bat and anything can happen. -- Lefty Grove
I'm a bat. All my greatest, creative ideas come at night. So I hardly ever sleep. -- Jessica White
When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat. -- Evel Knievel
You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand. -- Eli Roth
I was much entertained last summer with a tame bat, which would take flies out of a person's hand. -- Gilbert White
To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better. -- Richie Ashburn
I am an arm hitter. When you snap the bat with your wrists just as you meet the ball, you give the bat tremendous speed for a few inches of its course. The speed with which the bat meets the ball is the thing that counts. -- Zack Wheat
I am not a bat. ~Rephaim -- P. C. Cast
She's a sort of human vampire-bat -- P. G. Wodehouse
A ball bat is a wondrous weapon. -- Ty Cobb
Bat doesn't hit ball, bat meets it. -- May Swenson
I would be comfortable to bat anywhere, -- Adam Gilchrist
When I'm at bat, I'm in scoring position. -- Oscar Gamble
My party is going bat (EXPLETIVE DELETED) crazy. -- Lindsey Graham
The bat is gone, but the smile remains. -- Willie Stargell
We can't stop here, this is bat country! -- Hunter S. Thompson
Cadillacs are down at the end of the bat. -- Ralph Kiner
Failure makes excuses. Success just keeps swinging the bat. -- Marshall Sylver
He'd have to be blinder than a bat. ~Alexander -- Ellen Schreiber
If you want to learn batting, bat with MS Dhoni. -- Ravindra Jadeja
I'm always alright, as long as I've got [a bat]. -- Justin Morneau
It's good to find the barrel of the bat again. -- Chase Utley
On the bat's back I do fly After summer merrily. -- William Shakespeare
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat. -- Jerry Coleman
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! -- Eric Idle
I go game to game, at-bat to at-bat. That's my way. -- Lance Berkman
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -- Joel Osteen
The sound of the bat is the music of spring training. -- William Zinsser
Something else? That's the nice way of saying they're bat-shit crazy. -- J. Lynn
Hey there. Here's something familiar, a bat. Hope you like it. -- Koushun Takami
I like to be aggressive. I like to swing the bat. -- Carlos Beltran
There's no better sight on the cricket field than watch Tendulkar bat. -- Harsha Bhogle
I had great control, I never missed hitting the other's fellow bat. -- Bill Terry
Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck. -- Cassandra Clare
You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. -- Satchel Paige
Young man, if that bat comes down, you're out of the game -- Bill Klem
I was never coached; I was never told how to hold a bat. -- Donald Bradman
And I can say that Iâ??ll pay to watch MS Dhoni bat. -- Adam Gilchrist
I'm not someone who needs to bat and bat to be in form. -- Andrew Flintoff
If you go out to bat against Australia, they come at you hard. -- Andrew Flintoff
Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat? -- Jim Carrey
My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat. -- Satchel Paige
A brilliant idea without action is like Mark McGwire playing baseball without a bat. -- Jack Canfield
I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away. -- Milton Berle
My one regret was that I never photographed the bat before we drank it. -- A.S. King
I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat, -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
You just listen to the ball and bat come together. They make an awful noise. -- Darrell Johnson
I'd swap everything I've done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag -- Piers Morgan
I don't make speeches. I just let my bat speak for me in the summertime. -- Honus Wagner
If I'm playing well I'll get through a bat in three weeks. I batter them. -- Andrew Flintoff
The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. -- Jerry Coleman
The American boy starts swinging the bat about as soon as he can lift one. -- Tris Speaker
You will never score a home run until you swing the bat"Zach JensenChild of Aquarius -- Joseph Henry Gaines
The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light. -- Shel Silverstein
I don't care where you are, but the fans only remember your last time at bat. -- Mike Ditka
A failure becomes just one time at bat if you refuse to let it defeat you. -- Marv Levy
When I asked Imran Khan for an autograph he picked up his bat to hit me. -- Shah Rukh Khan
If I have to put anyone to bat for my life, it'll be Kallis or Dravid. -- Brian Lara
Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar! -- Stephenie Meyer
Throw in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren't rational to men. -- Nick Lachey
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four impala! -- Skee-Lo
He (Eric Davis) gets power from his bat speed.....it's like he has cork in his arms. -- Pete Rose
Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride. -- Cassandra Clare
I think of myself as 'catching' the ball with my bat and letting the pitcher supply the power. -- Barry Bonds
A man with a club [bat] is a law-maker, a man to be obeyed, but not necessarily conciliated. -- Jack London
The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely. -- Ted Williams
The fans have been great with me. I think they appreciate that I don't take an at-bat off. -- Mike Lowell
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat. -- Louis Tomlinson
My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father. -- Greg Behrendt
Jacques Rudolph at the moment is using the inside edge as much as the middle of the bat. -- Ian Botham
I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. -- Hank Aaron
The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !! -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
If I see MS Dhoni coming to bat at number 4, I will be the happiest person on earth -- Virender Sehwag
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. -- Joe Schultz
I need at least two months to try and figure out where the centre of the bat is. -- Sachin Tendulkar
I grew up on the softball field. Every day I would take my glove and my bat with me -- Yoenis Cespedes
My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat. -- Terry Pratchett
You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five. -- Beano Cook
Yes, Severus does seem the type, doesn't he? So useful to have him swooping around like an overgrown bat. -- J. K. Rowling
What is it like to be a bat? What is it like for a bat to be a bat? -- Thomas Nagel
There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat. -- Jared Leto
I grew up on the softball field. Every day I would take my glove and my bat with me. -- Yoenis Cespedes
Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind. -- Irvine Welsh
When you first assemble a group, it's not a team right off the bat. It's only a collection of individuals -- Mike Krzyzewski
Trust may be in short supply after years of disappointments. However, improvement could come in a bat of an eye! -- Jon Jones
I will leave this shining life of cricket very soon. This bat and ball won't save Shahid Afridi in Grave -- Shahid Afridi
Life keeps throwing me curve balls and I don't even own a bat. At least my dodging skills are improving. -- Jayleigh Cape
My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. -- Rodney Dangerfield
You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys. -- Dale Long
If Trescothick had tried to get me off the field when batting well, I'd have hit him with my bat. -- Geoffrey Boycott
If I have a son and he decides to play cricket, I will want him to bat like Sachin Tendulkar. -- Brian Lara
There is no one correct way to bat, and so of course there is no one correct stance for it. -- Stan Musial
They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball. And they tell you to hit it square. -- Willie Stargell
Mothman flew away from town, like a giant bat, and then disappeared from sight behind a thicket of skeletal autumn trees. -- Don Roff
In this lineup, anywhere I hit, I don't care. I always go out there and swing the bat the same way. -- Robinson Cano
Let the pitcher move first, then, as he draws his arm back, you draw the bat back and you are ready. -- Paul Waner
No man with a conscience can just bat out illustrations. He's got to put all his talent and feeling into them! -- Norman Rockwell
You obviously want the results but you must do your job in every at-bat and deal with what every situation dictates." -- Anthony Rizzo
There are certain tribes in the middle Sepik that eat raw bat. A certain kind of raw bat is a delicacy. -- Lily King
If you want to end darkness you cannot beat it with a baseball bat, you have to turn on a light. -- Marianne Williamson
The Olympics are great for notoriety right off the bat, but your body of work is what people remember you for. -- Brian Boitano
You obviously want the results but you must do your job in every at-bat and deal with what every situation dictates. -- Anthony Rizzo
Test cricket is bloody hard work, especially when you've got Sachin batting with what looks like a three metre wide bat. -- Michael Hussey
I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested. -- Gini Koch
I learned to hit with a broomstick and a ball of tape and I could always get that bat on the ball. -- Stan Musial
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball. -- Bill Veeck
Your bat is your life. It's your weapon. You don't want to go into battle with anything that feels less than perfect -- Lou Brock
Your bat is your life. It's your weapon. You don't want to go into battle with anything that feels less than perfect. -- Lou Brock
All careers go up and down like friendships, like marriages, like anything else, and you can't bat a thousand all the time. -- Julie Andrews
You have to stay fresh and blank in your mind when you go out to bat. You complicate things, and you're gone. -- Virat Kohli
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky. -- Lewis Carroll

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