Gini Koch quotes:

I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.

I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.

Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me

I dug through my purse for the Glock. There is was, and I realized I'd never set the safety. I decided to consider this a great example of forethought rather than my being the stupidest gun handler on the planet.

I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.

We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.

The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.