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  • I was a happy person before marriage. I'm definitely happier after marriage. -- Vidya Balan
  • The moral code of Heaven for both men and women is complete chastity before marriage and full fidelity after marriage. -- Ezra Taft Benson
  • Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. -- Helen Rowland
  • Tweeting lovebirds turn into roaring bears after marriage. -- Junaid e Mustafa
  • Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! -- Madeline Kahn
  • I observed that after marriage people cease to be curious. -- Anton Chekhov
  • many women dress for men before marriage, and for women after marriage ... -- Edith Head
  • Miracle means; when a South Asian Woman does not turn into an elephant after marriage. -- M.F. Moonzajer
  • Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts -- Bangambiki Habyarimana
  • Lovers forget that after marriage and kids, it's no longer a 'relationship' - It's a family. -- Siddharth Katragadda
  • What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage. -- Gary Chapman
  • Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do. -- Bettina Arndt
  • However important it is that love shall precede marriage, it is far more important that it shall continue after marriage. -- Samson Raphael Hirsch
  • Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her. -- Bangambiki Habyarimana
  • The character of a woman rapidly develops after marriage, and sometimes seems to change, when in fact it is only complete. -- Benjamin Disraeli
  • Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Rowland
  • Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging. -- Helen Rowland
  • If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. -- Sam Levenson
  • Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of Not this again, and Hey, where did you learn that? -- Emo Philips
  • You don't have to make any decisions right now, Colleen says. But I'll tell you this. There's life after marriage.~Excerpt from Mad Dog Justice -- Mark Rubinstein
  • The male's difficulties in his sexual relations after marriage include a lack of facility, of ease, or of suavity in establishing rapport in a sexual situation. -- Alfred Kinsey
  • The Church has no double standard of morality. The moral code of heaven for both men and women is complete chastity before marriage and full fidelity after marriage. -- Ezra Taft Benson
  • My thinking is lot more different with many actresses in the industry. I don't understand why people in showbiz put their profession of acting in the back seat after marriage. -- Kareena Kapoor Khan
  • On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. -- Emma Goldman
  • A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • Until the Second World War, it was unthinkable for a married woman of the working or middle class to disgrace her husband by working after marriage, because her employment indicated that he was a poor provider -- Sandra Scarr
  • [In 16th century European society] Marriage was the triumphal arch through which women, almost without exception, had to pass in order to reach the public eye. And after marriage followed, in theory, the total self-abnegation of the woman. -- Antonia Fraser
  • Because sexual intimacy is so sacred, the Lord requires self-control and purity before marriage, as well as full fidelity after marriage. . . . .Tears inevitably follow transgression. Men, take care not to make women weep, for God counts their tears. -- Thomas S. Monson
  • French novels generally treat of the relations of women to the world and to lovers, after marriage; consequently there is a great deal in French novels about adultery, about improper relations between the sexes, about many things which the English public would not allow. -- Lafcadio Hearn
  • My parents divorced after 25 years of marriage. -- Jonathan Evison
  • After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
  • My marriage started to go badly wrong after I had my second son. -- Amanda Eliasch
  • I was just so lucky to have a wonderful life after a tough marriage. -- Lynn Johnston
  • A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. -- Gloria Steinem
  • After marriage, most women keep aside their aspirations and dreams as their priorities change. -- Manju Warrier
  • The first breath of adultery is the freest; after it, constraints aping marriage develop. -- John Updike
  • For after my marriage I had made various attempts to write fiction. They were clearly failures. -- Mary Augusta Ward
  • More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. -- Doug Larson
  • It became plain very soon after our marriage that ours was to be a literary partnership. -- Mary Augusta Ward
  • I was born out of a Vegas marriage: My parents got married three days after they met. -- Elle King
  • Conventional wisdom tells us we'll only be happier after a divorce if the marriage itself was a war zone. -- Ariel Gore
  • I had my children after eight years of marriage. It was a dream come true. I still pinch myself. -- Nita Ambani
  • Only after I faced the unhappiness of my first marriage did I start on the path of personal growth. -- Judith Wright
  • There is a liberal fascism that is dedicated to going after believing Christians who follow the biblical teaching on marriage. -- Ted Cruz
  • Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. -- Marilyn Monroe
  • After a while in marriage, it doesn't work anymore. There is something missing, there is something wrong. There are few marriages that stay alive forever. We like something, and after a while, we hate what we used to love. -- Monica Bellucci
  • Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after. -- James Dobson
  • After marriage, all things change. And one of them better be you. -- Elizabeth Hawes
  • A man finds himself seven years older the day after his marriage. -- Francis Bacon
  • A good marriage is really good after serving together in Washington, D.C. -- George W. Bush
  • A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it. -- Pawan Mishra
  • I was just so lucky to have a wonderful life after a tough marriage -- Lynn Johnston
  • After forty years of marriage we still stood with broken swords in our hands. -- Enid Bagnold
  • After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage. -- Mignon McLaughlin
  • After twenty-five years of marriage, they could see each other clearly without having to look. -- Orson Scott Card
  • Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. -- Jacob Braude
  • The best romance is inside marriage; the finest love stories come after the wedding, not before. -- Irving Stone
  • I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation. -- Mel Gibson
  • The worst problems for children stem from parental conflict, before, during, and after divorce or within marriage. -- Stephanie Coontz
  • After awhile, marriage gets a little stale and you're looking for something to scratch that a little. -- Boris Kodjoe
  • Before marriage, you lose your virginity. After marriage, you get to give it away. Which would you rather experience? -- Todd Stocker
  • After 14 years, it better be a real marriage, you know? We do have a great time together. We are really lucky. -- Kyra Sedgwick
  • After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me. -- Mark Twain
  • I feel the romance should never go out of any marriage. Even after one has had kids etc. Love never ends, na? -- Riteish Deshmukh
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi
  • The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  • The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  • A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died; it was the triumph of hope over experience. -- Samuel Johnson
  • What a good thing there is no marriage or giving in marriage in the after-life; it will certainly help to smooth things out. -- Barbara Pym
  • There is something fantastic about getting divorced. Everyone should do it to experience the extraordinary sense of freedom after being in marriage jail. -- Delia Ephron
  • After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work -- Bangambiki Habyarimana
  • A marriage, even one that goes awry, generates claims and needs that persist like an afterglow long after the emotional fire is burned out. -- Wallis Simpson
  • Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. -- Mae West
  • Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out. -- Rich Vos
  • Sometimes I think too much fuss is made about marriage. Century after century of carnal embracement and we're still no nearer to understanding one another. -- E. M. Forster
  • Content and technology are strange bed fellows. We are joined together. Sometimes we misunderstand each other. But isn't that after all the definition of marriage? -- Howard Stringer
  • Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you don't for a long time. -- John Leguizamo
  • After my marriage ended, I had an urge to skip that part of my life completely in terms of poetry, not publish anything at all about it. -- Denise Duhamel
  • After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. -- Mel Gibson
  • After much deliberation, and after reviewing the legal, public policy and civil-rights questions presented, I support marriage equality for same-sex couples and believe that DOMA should be repealed. -- Bob Casey, Jr.
  • The emotional place where a marriage begins is not nearly as important as the emotional place where a marriage finds itself toward the end, after many years of partnership. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
  • All marriages were a consequence of security, tradition, money and beauty. Love was a chance, a lucky coincidence. Its existence was an after-thought, for more serious matters cemented marriage. -- Meghna Pant
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