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Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. -- Elizabeth McCracken
My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you. -- Vin Diesel
The Open Road goes to the used-car lot. -- Louis Simpson
I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting... -- Charles M. Schulz
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat. -- Rodney Dangerfield
All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car. -- Woody Allen
I've been looking at used car bargains. I'll frankly confess I'm scared to death of Fords. I've seen and heard of so many turning turtle. -- Bess Truman
I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below used-car salesmen. -- Cher
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. -- Larry Lujack
A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car. -- Jay Leno
Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don't like shouting across rooms, with people in shiny suits who look like used-car salesmen. -- Billy Childish
The devil is a cross between a really good used-car salesman and a game-show host, but with a lot more style and charm.There's a little Cary Grant thrown in there too. -- Ray Wise
The rule of the Morrell family was over, and Richard owned a used-car lot and Monica worked at a nail salon, until one day she got run over by a bus. Very sad. -- Rachel Caine
Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower. -- Richard Jeni
I did many other things before I ever got into the movies. I've been in so many businesses, it's a joke. All of them totally unsuited to me. Selling used cars. Running a club in London. -- Sean Connery
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. -- Hunter S. Thompson
If, while watching the sun set on a used-car lot in Los Angeles, you are struck by the parallels between this image and the inevitable fate of humanity, do not, under any circumstances, write it down. -- Fran Lebowitz
I've bought the same used car from the same man since I was 16 - a Buick every time. They always work, I don't care what color it is. I don't want people to recognize my car in case I want to commit a crime. -- John Waters
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America. -- Frank Zappa
Alan Paul plunges into Chinese life and takes us along for the ride, through vegetable markets, used-car lots, Taoist temples, divey bars, and a beachside music festival before thousands of cheering fans. He conveys the thrills and challenges of living abroad, the confusions and regrets, and most of all the opportunity to become the person we always hoped to be. -- Peter Hessler
Politicians, real-estate agents, used-car salesmen, and advertising copy-writers are expected to stretch facts in self-serving directions, but scientists who falsify their results are regarded by their peers as committing an inexcusable crime. Yet the sad fact is that the history of science swarms with cases of outright fakery and instances of scientists who unconsciously distorted their work by seeing it through lenses of passionately held beliefs. -- Martin Gardner
I'm a dealer. That's exactly right. I'm a used car dealer. -- Bernie Ecclestone
A man used to riding in a car cannot understand a pedestrian. -- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Thirty-five years ago, being a cook was the same as being a used-car salesman. -- Wolfgang Puck
I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car. -- Felipe Esparza
I used to let the olde english 8- suds bubble in the last car of the Franklin Avenue shuttle -- KRS-One
My dad used to say that living with regrets was like driving a car that only moved in reverse. -- Jodi Picoult
The one key line used by a very rich Hudson salesman: Would you like to buy a car now, without waiting? -- Joe Girard
I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. -- Robin Williams
Ferrari used to be the car that you kept in your garage, took out to polish and show, and put back into the garage. -- Luca Cordero di Montezemolo
I used to have this Mercedes, a dark blue 450SLC, which was the most beautiful car. I'd like to have another unusual, beautiful car. -- Andrew Davies
I lose things all the time. I used to lose my license all the time before I put a place in my car for it. -- Janet Jackson
The money it would cost to buy another car could be [used to] build two schools. So it's an easy choice that makes me very happy. -- Angelina Jolie
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and it's bedlam. Everyone's got crazy eyes. -- Emily Blunt
In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car. -- Jeff Foxworthy
I have no interest in cars. I have a plain, used Buick. I could run over 10 people, and you wouldn't be able to describe my car. -- John Waters
When I was little, I used to work with my dad on the engine of his car. Mostly this was a matter of me handing him wrenches. -- Mireille Enos
The amount of energy saved by switching off the phone charger is exactly the same as the energy used by driving an average car for one second. -- David J. C. MacKay
The fact is that a car used by Gerry Adams and myself during the course of the Mitchell review was bugged by elements within British military intelligence. -- Martin McGuinness
They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now they take your car, and if they are caught it's a miracle. -- Will Rogers
There is a crisis in America. That crisis is divorce. It is easier to get out of a marriage than (to get out of a) contract to buy a used car. -- Mike Huckabee
I've never been big on cars. When I first got to Hollywood, I bought a used car from Avis. I drove that until I almost had to pay someone to tow it away. -- Vince Vaughn
I think the way I do things would be difficult to teach somebody to do. They need to get another good used car dealer. That's what they need. Find a good car dealer. -- Bernie Ecclestone

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