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Shunning the upstart shower, / The cold and cursory scrub, / I celebrate the power / That lies within the Tub. -- Phyllis McGinley
Every tub must stand upon its bottom. -- Charles Macklin
Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. -- Jane Smiley
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. -- Karen Russell
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it. -- Claudette Colbert
What is this powerful have over my tub? Surely, I am transfixed by your firecracker charm and your suspended electrified wit. -- Isabel Yosito
I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking. -- Shania Twain
True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. -- Charles Caleb Colton
You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum. -- Henry Beard
People come over, and we watch things like 'The Paul Lynde Halloween Special.' I have a hot tub. Everybody puts on a bathing suit and we splash around. -- Paget Brewster
I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now. -- Brian Austin Green
I used to go to Cold Stone Creamery, get a tub of Butterfinger ice cream, and eat it all before bedtime. And my fingers were permanently stained orange from Cheetos. -- Vanessa Hudgens
I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time. -- Sanaa Lathan
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. -- Jeff Foxworthy
I was so unhealthy. I used to go to 'Cold Stone Creamery,' get a tub of Butterfinger ice cream, and eat it all before bedtime. And my fingers were permanently stained orange from Cheetos. -- Vanessa Hudgens
Golf in Indonesia has something else to offer: ways to make you forget the last four hours and take away the aches. Nearly every course has a spa - hot tub, cold tub, sauna and massage. -- Raymond Bonner
Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there, I may as well have Richard Simmons come over and live with me. -- Blake Shelton
Now on Friday nights, if I want to go hang out with friends, I go hang out with friends. If I want to stay in and be in the hot tub and have people over to watch movies, I do that. -- Demi Lovato
I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've got to call somebody because I've got to get a band-aid or something to stop the bleeding. -- Danny DeVito
Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving. -- Jerry Greenfield
Think of the universe as a benevolent parent. A child may want a tub of ice-cream and marshmallows, but a wise parent will give it fruits and vegetables instead. That is not what the child wants, but it is what the child needs. -- Srikumar Rao
If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get in a hot tub and get some Epsom salts and try to get your body goin' again. There's no social life, no anything. -- Neve Campbell
Our cellar home had a kitchen and a combination bedroom and half bath, which meant we had a sink next to the bed. We had no refrigerator, no shower or tub, and no privacy. My parents shared the bedroom with my sister and me. -- Lou Holtz
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writers' block, too. For a bit longer relaxation, I enjoy camping. Just being in the wilderness, with no phones or computers or anything I have to do really refreshes my spirit. -- Ellen Hopkins
And when you see it the first time you put the film together, the roughest cut, is when you want to go home and open up your veins and get in a warm tub and just go away. And then it gradually, maybe, works its way back, somewhere toward that spot you were at before. -- Joel Coen
We are going to do 'Hot Tub' until we die. Every Monday. Then we'll come back and do it as zombies. 'Hot Tub' is very important. What we do is based on our live skills. It's stand-up and sketch and improv; everything we do in 'Hot Tub' is important to our jobs. And every Monday I'm excited to do it. -- Kurt Braunohler
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all. -- Phil Robertson
Rub-a-dub-dub. Cerebrum in a tub. -- Dean Koontz
Every tub sits on its bottom. -- Zora Neale Hurston
Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub. -- Conrad Hilton
The tub helps me relax, and it's a great place to read. -- Alan Greenspan
A bath tub, apparently, was the first thing I wanted to be. -- David Duchovny
Diogenes found more rest in his tub than Alexander on his throne. -- Francis Quarles
We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub. -- Mary McCarthy
The main thing is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub. -- Frankie Andreu
Given a thimbleful of [dramatic] facts we rush to make generalizations as large as a tub. -- Gordon Willard Allport
Given a thimbleful of [dramatic] facts we rush to make generalizations as large as a tub. -- Gordon Willard Allport
Books take their place according to their specific gravity as surely as potatoes in a tub. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub -- Josh Stern
Silly humans. Banging on a tub to make a bear dance when we would move the stars to pity. -- Michael Cunningham
Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries. -- Ilona Andrews
Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line? -- Jim Gaffigan
Imagine a hot tub for the mind. That is what meditation is; it can bathe your mind in relaxing thoughts. -- Eknath Easwaran
I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that. -- David Duchovny
You feel better in the short run when you have a tub of ice cream, but in the long run, you don't. -- Meredith Vieira
Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. -- Alex Pettyfer
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. -- Minnie Pearl
Unlike some older brothers, I never set him on fire, or cut off an arm or leg, or drowned him in the tub. -- John Elder Robison
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit . -- Steven Wright
Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb exploding inside your right mind. -- Amy Bloom
A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was. -- James Patterson
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Though Diogenes lived in a tub, there might be, for aught I know, as much pride under his rags, as in the fine-spun garments of the divine Plato. -- Jonathan Swift
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I want you to take a red-hot bath as hot as you can bear it, and just relax your nerves. You can read in the tub if you wish. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
An evangelical minister has had to resign after pictures surfaced showing him in a hot tub with two women. He claimed it was just a baptism gone terribly wrong. -- Jay Leno
Some were scattered about the ring, one or two went in the sawdust tub, one I spat out as I fell, and I am thundering sure I swallowed a couple -- Johnny Basham
Seamen have a custom, when they meet a whale, to fling him out an empty tub by way of amusement, to divert him from laying violent hands upon the ship. -- Jonathan Swift
I named my sons Brandon and Dylan after the Beverly Hills 90210 characters. Both of them were born in my bathroom. I had Dylan in my tub, and he came out underwater. -- Pamela Anderson
Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it would be nice if they'd stop lying all the time. -- Ann Coulter
I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched -- Janet Evanovich
Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product. Fine: we know what is is non, but what is it? -- George Will
There is this image of a guy in a hot tub, drinking champagne with two buxom blondes. But that is not the real me. I am a father, and I am a grandfather, too. -- Robin Leach
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. -- Louis C. K.
Temperance puts wood on the fire, meal in the barrel, flour in the tub, money in the purse, credit in the country, contentment in the house, clothes on the back, and vigor in the body. -- Benjamin Franklin
I was a chubby, chubby little tub-tub. At the times when it mattered: twelve, thirteen, and fourteen. I'm so happy I was. If you're beautiful young, you really miss out on developing parts of yourself. -- Rashida Jones

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