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  • In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. -- Diogenes
  • I have learned to hate all traitors, and there is no disease that I spit on more than treachery. -- Aeschylus
  • Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H. L. Mencken
  • To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. -- Herman Melville
  • Now I meet people with full-color Wolverine tattoos on their backs. Thank God I did okay, because I think if I hadn't, they'd spit on me in the street. -- Hugh Jackman
  • The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out. -- Leonardo DiCaprio
  • Trust your gut instinct over spreadsheets. There are too many variables in the real world that you simply can't put into a spreadsheet. Spreadsheets spit out results from your inexact assumptions and give you a false sense of security. In most cases, your heart and gut are still your best guide. -- Naveen Jain
  • If it tastes good, spit it out! -- Jack LaLanne
  • If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art. -- Pablo Picasso
  • That which a man spits against heaven, shall fall back on his own face. -- Thomas Adams
  • Rappers spit rhymes that are mostly illegal, MC's spit rhymes to uplift their people. -- KRS-One
  • Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work. -- Carl Sandburg
  • What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny? -- Jim Butcher
  • I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. -- Roddy Piper
  • Insulting the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) is like trying to spit at the sun, it will only come back in your face. -- Nouman Ali Khan
  • orthodoxy is a fixed habit of mind. The average man and woman hug their orthodoxies and spit their venom on those that outrage them. -- Gertrude Atherton
  • Ah, it was a fine night, a warm night, a wine-drinking night, a moony night, and a night to hug your girl and talk and spit and be heavengoing. -- Jack Kerouac
  • If there is one realm in which it is essential to be sublime, it is in wickedness. You spit on a petty thief, but you can't deny a kind of respect for the great criminal. -- Denis Diderot
  • Once a woman turns against you, forget it. They can love you, then something turns in them. They can watch you dying in a gutter, run over by a car, and they'll spit on you. -- Charles Bukowski
  • It's the whole Nietzche philosophy of you are your own God. That's why I debase myself in the concerts and tell people to spit on me. I'm saying to them 'You are no different from me'. -- Marilyn Manson
  • I love the relationship that anyone has with music ... because there's something in us that is beyond the reach of words, something that eludes and defies our best attempts to spit it out. ... It's the best part of us probably ... -- Nick Hornby
  • If you knew that only a few would care that you came, would you still come? If you knew that those you loved would laugh in your face, would you still care? If you knew that the tongues you made would mock you, the mouths you made would spit at you, the hands you made would crucify you, would you still make them? Christ did. -- Max Lucado
  • Spit fire from my hammer like I wasn't God's child... -- Eric Murray
  • Spit on your own and you can't do anything, but if you all spit together you can drown the bastards -- Bob Crow
  • My mum used to say to me, 'Spit on yer 'ands and take a fresh 'old.' Keep going even if you have setbacks. -- Lesley Garrett
  • "Chocolate mustache" is from a line in the book. It's my favorite title (chosen by me), so I'm pleased that Never Spit was tossed. -- J. Patrick Lewis
  • I wouldn't even hold my kids sometimes because I didn't want them to spit up on me when I was dressed for an awards show. -- Lauryn Hill
  • Whether *****s's feel me or not regardless style heartless foul Spit in front of the hardest crowds If They start booing I'm sticking fans Artest style -- Vakill
  • Needle and thread flesh and bone Spit and sinew, heartbreak is home. Your suture lines, they sparkle like diamonds Bright stars to light my confinement "Stitch, -- Gayle Forman
  • Being a gossip reporter just isn't a respectable job. It'll chew you up and spit you out. -- Kim Cattrall
  • Now, if someone wants to spit on me, I just roll up the window of my BMW 540i. -- Henry Rollins
  • Gosh, all a kid has to do these days is spit straight and he gets forty-thousand dollars to sign. -- Cy Young
  • Democrats are people who raise your taxes and spend your money on weird stuff. They steal your guns, and they spit on your faith. -- Grover Norquist
  • Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there. -- Rick Reilly
  • Why do the people humiliate themselves by voting? I didn't vote because I have dignity. If I had closed my nose and voted for one of them, I would spit on my own face. -- Oriana Fallaci
  • Nashville is wicked. It's like a proper music community, but it's also quintessentially American. You bump into people there with cowboy hats that spit in jars and call you 'boy.' I just love that. -- Ed Sheeran
  • I used to look at these pictures of trumpeters pointing their instrument to the ceiling. Stunning pictures, but if you play the trumpet and point it upwards, all the spit comes back into your mouth! -- Humphrey Lyttelton
  • Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. -- James Patrick Murray
  • I'm OK with procedural code, and the web is a top-down type of problem. It makes sense to me that you have HTML, you spit out a bunch of HTML, then you call a function to do something and then call another function. -- Rasmus Lerdorf
  • I think maybe since there isn't a great deal of access to the mainstream media and people don't understand the language of mainstream media, if you put music out there with lyrics that are loosely political, people absorb some of it and spit it back out. -- Thom Yorke
  • In the 7th grade, I made a 20-foot long mural of the Lewis and Clark Trail while we were studying that in history because I knew I wasn't going to be able to spit back the names and the dates and all that stuff on a test. -- Chuck Close
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  • I used to do the beat box. A friend of mine, he was the rapper and after, we'd be doing a block party or something or a house party, and he's gettin' all the attention and I'd end up with a handful of spit, you know, from doing the beats. -- DMX
  • I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance. -- Randy Quaid
  • I can see why many Southerners, black ones in particular, don't like the implication that Southernness and the Confederate heritage are one and the same, because they're not. On the other hand, there are people who want to extirpate that completely and want folks to spit on the graves of their ancestors. -- John Shelton Reed
  • Democrats are people who raise your taxes and spend your money on weird stuff. They steal your guns, and they spit on your faith. And because the Democratic Party was taken over by the aggressive secular guys, they became hostile not just to conservative Catholics and evangelical Christians, but Orthodox Jews and Muslims and Mormons. -- Grover Norquist
  • Are you not moved to tears and bitter compassion, when you behold the only Son of God seized by the most impious, dragged away, mocked, scourged, buffeted, spit upon, crowned with thorns, hung upon the infamous cross between two thieves, finally in such a horrible and execrable manner suffering death, for your salvation and that of the world? -- Peter Abelard
  • Who spit in your porridge? -- Jodi Picoult
  • Pearls are congealed oyster spit. -- Margaret Atwood
  • I'm so happy, I can hardly spit. -- Laura Schlessinger
  • I would love to have acidy spit. -- Dane Cook
  • Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains. -- Dave Barry
  • Give me a dollar or I'll spit on you. -- Louis Sachar
  • Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede. -- Erma Bombeck
  • Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure. -- Salvador Dali
  • Whistle through your teeth and spit cuz, it's Alright -- Jerry Garcia
  • Im the bestest/on a bad day I spit asbestos -- Earl Sweatshirt
  • I want to spit in the face of these badlands. -- Bruce Springsteen
  • Presidents aren`t supposed to spit, at least not obviously. -- Chris Matthews
  • The Vice Presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm spit. -- John Nance Garner
  • In show business, you get chewed up and spit out. -- John Aniston
  • Miami's never been more than a spit from New York. -- Iggy Pop
  • Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit. -- Rita Rudner
  • Eat this sweetish segment or spit it out. You are free. -- Anthony Burgess
  • Graphic design is the spit and polish but not the shoe. -- Ellen Lupton
  • The times spat at me. I spit back at the times. -- Andrei Voznesensky
  • I spit into the face of time that has transfigured me -- William Butler Yeats
  • Hate will only eat the truth, then spit out a lie. -- Anthony Liccione
  • If only a man could spit his past out so easily. -- Aravind Adiga
  • Life is full of censorship. I cant spit in your eye. -- Katharine Hepburn
  • If I could spit out a litter of kids, I would. -- Blake Lively
  • You can spit on a rose, but it's still a rose. -- Marty Rubin
  • I'll throw ya gang-sign up, and then I'll spit on my hand. -- Immortal Technique
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  • If all good, respectable people had one face, I'd spit in it. -- Jean Rhys
  • We don't need people who can spit back facts. We've got Google. -- Roberta Michnick Golinkoff
  • I can't help to spit nails when just thinking about Trade Unions -- Margaret Thatcher
  • Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colours. -- Roald Dahl
  • Yech," said Simon. "Don't 'yech' me. You're the one with the magical spit. -- Cassandra Clare
  • Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool. -- Santino Marella
  • Go spit in the face of our inevitable obsolescence and finish your @#$&ng novel. -- John Green
  • Stop, look, listen. I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens. -- The Notorious B.I.G.
  • This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out. -- Boris Johnson
  • Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that. -- Joel Madden
  • Life is a bowl of cherries just make sure you spit out the pits -- Dawson C. Walton
  • Hal, if I tell thee a lie, spit in my face, call me horse. -- William Shakespeare
  • A rib... loaves and fish... some spit... God can do a lot with a little. -- Mark Hart
  • Woe to those who spit on the beat generation, the wind will blow it back. -- Bill Vaughan
  • If you get yourself killed, I'll find your grave and spit on it," she threatened. -- Julie Garwood
  • Of course. I loved it so much it made me want to spit on you!! -- Jun Mochizuki
  • I spit honey out of my mouth: nothing is second-best after the sweet of Eros. -- Hilda Doolittle
  • You can go outside and spit and have the same effect as doubling carbon dioxide. -- Reid Bryson
  • Playing an instrument is its own reward.Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment. -- Peter James West
  • Never spit in front of women and children, and never insult the great state of Texas. -- Henry Garza
  • There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon. -- Vivian Vande Velde
  • [Would] a sensible man spit out the juicy morsel that good fortune put in his mouth? -- Chinua Achebe
  • It's not fashionable but I like to spit out of the window of a moving train. -- Paul Theroux
  • Swallow my words. Taste my thoughts. And if it's too nasty, spit it back at me!. -- Lil Wayne
  • Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him. -- George Bernard Shaw
  • Lord, spit on our eyes that we may see, how to wake up from this tragedy. -- Bruce Cockburn
  • At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips. -- Jim Butcher
  • The music industry has always been a beast, which would eat you up and spit you out. -- Annie Lennox
  • I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five. -- Hank Williams, Jr.
  • Humans have discovered that they cannot stop Death, but at least they can spit in his drink. -- David Eagleman
  • When people say "clean as a whistle", they forget that a whistle is full of spit. -- George Carlin
  • Bleed me of art, and there won't be enough liquid left in me to spit! [Michelangelo Buonorotti] -- Irving Stone
  • We don't have spittoons on street corners any more. It's no longer acceptable to spit on the street. -- Harvey V. Fineberg
  • I spit upon luxurious pleasures, not for their own sake, but because of the inconveniences that follow them. -- Epicurus
  • I have learned to hate all traitors, and there is no disease that I spit on more than treachery." -- Aeschylus
  • Your whole vocabulary's played out, admit it. Still wack if it came out my mouth and I spit it. -- Redman
  • I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it. -- Kourtney Kardashian
  • Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly. -- Jim Norton
  • SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST. -- Jenny Holzer
  • He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery. -- Holly Black
  • Nah, I don't really have to spit nothin' too complex, I just rep for my hood, and it sound correct. -- Cappadonna
  • It's good (Michelle Malkin's) in D.C. and I'm in New York. I'd spit on her if I saw her. -- Geraldo Rivera
  • You have to have a strong sense of self in this business - otherwise they're going to spit you out. -- Charlene Tilton
  • The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink. -- Dorothy Parker
  • I was originally like a punker, know what I mean, like the punks are today, I'd spit in a minute. -- Etta James
  • I will not say nothing. I will defend my church and my religion when it is insulted and spit on. -- James Joyce
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