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Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil -- Nicki Minaj
I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes. -- Chris Rock
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things. -- Dave Attell
Pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you, yes I do. You and your pussy cat nose. -- Tom Jones
In high school, I dressed up as every James Bond girl. I was a teenage Pussy Galore. -- Winona Ryder
Well you've got a job and I've heard it before, and you're in the same line as Pussy Galore. -- Steve Miller
Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system! -- Doug Stanhope
Pussy power's pulling me down, down, down, down. When it's there and I can't have it, I get real real rabid. -- Iggy Pop
I thank Pussy Riot for standing firmly in their belief for Freedom of Expression, and making all women of the world proud to be women. -- Yoko Ono
I sometimes think the Pussy-Willows grey Are Angel Kittens who have lost their way, And every Bulrush on the river bank A Cat-Tail from some lovely Cat astray. -- Oliver Herford
Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev can no longer attend concerts by his favorite group Deep Purple without having to fear that the musicians will wear T-shirts with Pussy Riot written on them. -- Alexei Navalny
It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it? -- George Carlin
In high school I was a jazz nerd, listened to a lot of Bud Powell and Thelonious Monk and stuff like that. Maybe in Harry Pussy I was listening to more horn players. -- Bill Orcutt
I don't waste time putting money down, I just go straight to who got it and buy it in cash. Pussy so good that you gotta come see me on tour and you gotta fly in first class. -- Drake
I was pissed off about a lot of things...so much shitty rock 'n' roll that angered me, and Pussy Galore was kicking against that. With the Blues Explosion, there was some of that, but now I was into celebrating it. -- Jon Spencer
I'm not really saddened that [Pussy Riot] ended up in jail, though there is nothing good in that. What saddens me is that they took things to such a level, here, from my point of view, that they degraded the dignity of women. -- Vladimir Putin
The challenging of repression by a new generation of activists - from Malala Yousafzai to Pussy Riot - across the globe reminded us how many women are still fighting for basic human rights. Our great-grandmothers' struggle in all its shocking detail seemed so relevant. -- Sarah Gavron
R.I.P. (Rest in pussy). -- Lil Wayne
Guns turn you boys into pussies, sex change -- Lil Wayne
Everyone likes pussy. It's un-American not to like pussy. -- Sam Zell
I'm a real pussy cat - with an iron tail. -- Rona Barrett
Fame is like a tree. It helps you get pussy. -- Jon Lajoie
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to geting pussy. -- Tupac Shakur
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I bet a chef could get more pussy than a guitar player right now. -- Roy Choi
I wanna take it deeper than money, pussy, vacation and influence a generation that's lacking in patience -- Drake
You ain't as hard as you act. When I GPS 'pussy,' I end up at your welcome mat... -- Vakill
Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk? -- Doug Stanhope
She call me the referee cause I be so official. My shirt aint got no stripes but I can make that pussy whistle. -- Drake
I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy. -- Kanye West
The spineless pussy willows in Ottawa are actually helping to condition the Canadian public to accept the surrender of our country, which American forces were unable to accomplish in 1776 and 1812. -- Paul Hellyer
So biggest pussies in METAL, I'd say a lot of these emo bands come off as pussies.They have those beards and tight jeans and to me they all look so fake. -- Charlie Benante
Now, when you boys get home, you're gonna see a lot of war protestors. But don't be bitter. Go up to one, shake his hand, and smile. Then wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy. -- Tommy Franks
A lot of people would say "well that's not a bad reputation. you sound like a pussy" and I would say yea. but I am passionate about music and being taken seriously about my music, so if you're going to mess with that, we have a problem. -- Joan Jett
The power of pussy, that's why niggaz get their hair cut. -- R. Kelly
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I stay higher than giraffe pussy -- Gucci Mane
If you hating, you just need some pussy. -- Lil Wayne
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It's nice having a heart and a pussy too! -- Michelle Rodriguez
Money and good pussy's a fatal attraction for men. -- Ja Rule
I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand. -- Ted Nugent
My pussy game cold, when he hit it he say burrrr -- Nicki Minaj
Some men don't eat pussy. I think those men are pussies. -- CJ Roberts
I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG. -- Drake
If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death. -- Dave Mustaine
The next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror baby -- Madonna Ciccone
If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car. -- Katt Williams
When I was born, my mama's pussy had the new car smell. -- Ryan Montgomery
Chaka, I know that pussy hairy. Sade, ooooh, I know that pussy tight. -- The Notorious B.I.G.
...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. -- Dave Matthes
you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. -- Dave Matthes
Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat. -- Peter Steele
I want a bad boy in public, and a pussy cat at home! -- Christina Aguilera
That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get. -- Doug Stanhope
Like, I think I pussy out. So, I'm not that kind of person. -- Charlize Theron
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Hard, you know what I'm thinking, took the panties off and the pussy wasn't stinking. -- Eazy-E
I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny. -- Antonio Cassano
If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat. -- Greg Behrendt
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy. -- Bo Burnham
There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy. -- Mark Rippetoe
He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a pussy today. -- Tank Abbott
There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a pussy. -- Mark Rippetoe
I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy. -- Mike Birbiglia
Im known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose -- Big L
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy. -- Frankie Boyle
There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last. -- Richard Pryor
White boys do eat pussy better than everyone else, though, I will say that. Maybe it's those thin white-boy lips! -- Azealia Banks
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! -- Redd Foxx
Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker. -- Nicki Minaj
All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people seem to like it that way. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Money doesn't just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy "? it also makes you a better person. -- Jordan Belfort
Please don't bite baby, I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady... She let me hide my weed in her titties -- Lil Wayne
The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy. -- Bill Maher
I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy. -- Bill Hicks
I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack head once. -- Gold Panda
It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat! -- Jon Schmidt
Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl -- Nicki Minaj
Everyone in Seattle is a total pussy when it comes to snow. The whole city shut down, the place looked like an apocalyptic movie. -- Hamilton Leithauser
She could feel her pussy lips starting to swell like she had overdosed on lip plumper. Like she had fucked a gang of angry bees. -- Debra Anastasia
A lot of times females are in charge because they kind of have the pussy power. If they say, "I'm you're prostitute," then they mean, "I'm the power." -- Lykke Li
Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat -- Don Marquis
Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight? -- Andrew Dice Clay
The limit is the sky, and I live on cloud. And I recognize my nemesis gon try, to put a finish in my shine. But pussy we'll hurt you, life in the power circle. -- Kendrick Lamar
Chace shook his head, not at odds with how he felt about Tatum Jackson and Tyrell Walker, two of the biggest badasses he knew, demonstrating signs they were pussy whipped and didn't give a shit. -- Kristen Ashley
We'll make Evel Knievel look like a pussy. -- Angie Fox
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Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks -- Phil Anselmo
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book. -- Bo Burnham
Inside the ring Enson thinks outside the ring Enson's a pussy. -- Enson Inoue
Who got the baddest pussy on the planet? D boys love me, they don't understand it. -- Nicki Minaj
Niggas know my pussy taste like mango-tango so they put a couple karats in my ankle bangles -- Nicki Minaj
All bands eventually break up because of one or more of the four P's: power, property, prestiege, pussy. -- Dave Mustaine

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