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  • Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. -- Mike Tyson
  • People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face. -- Kevin Hart
  • He punched me. If that's his best punch, he'll be in trouble some day. -- Patrick Roy
  • But, listen, Eddie Merkyx would have won six Tours if he hadn't been punched. -- Lance Armstrong
  • I've had just about everything punched. I've had things grabbed that just shouldn't be grapped. -- Tom Brady
  • We will not rest until the wooden stake is punched through the heart of the Enron lawsuit against us. -- Maria Cantwell
  • I'm a believer in getting punched in the face. I know it sounds cliched, but to me, fighting is a metaphor for life. -- Frank Grillo
  • How do I put this? 'Glee' is like 'High School Musical' if 'High School Musical' had its stomach punched and its lunch money stolen. -- Cory Monteith
  • You're always looking to have a unique experience as an actor, and definitely, being punched by a puppet ranks as a singular experience in my career. -- Gillian Jacobs
  • I don't mind getting punched in the nose by a guy standing in front of me. It's getting stabbed in the back that I can't handle. -- Mickey Rourke
  • It would be hard to go to your neighbor and say the things people say on the Internet without getting punched out or having your tires slashed. -- Alex Gibney
  • I wish I had the ability to crack wise, generally. You know, without getting punched. There's no way I could do it while getting beaten up. Definitely. -- Guy Pearce
  • I think I went on a nice winning streak of about 20 fights until I fought Jorge Reyes and he stopped me in 6 rounds after I punched myself out. -- Alexis Arguello
  • Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her. -- Mike Tyson
  • When you get punched, you have to get up. You have no other choice. If you don't, you're not going to grow, you're not going to get better as a player. -- Scott Brooks
  • Boxing is a buzz, but I went into it to make a living. I wasn't going to go into the ring and get punched in the head for the fun of it. -- Frank Bruno
  • At home, I watch fights and documentaries - that's it. If it's not about the birth and death of stars, 'Frozen Planet,' or someone getting punched in the face, I'm probably not watching it. -- Ronda Rousey
  • My mouth has a tendency to get me into trouble, but because I'm so small and I take on people who are lager than me. If someone punched me, I'd get my drummer beat them up. -- Brian Molko
  • I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. -- Evan Rachel Wood
  • I guess I never really had a high school experience. I went for about a month, and on the first day one of my friends got punched in the eye. It was Southern California Public High School. Needless to say, I wasn't there for long. -- Penn Badgley
  • If you woke up, every day, and someone punched you in the face, for the first week, you'd go, 'Why is someone punching me in the face?' But, by the time you got through week two, you'd take it and just go on with the day. -- Dominic Monaghan
  • After I changed the string we picked up right where we left off - and punched back in at the same time. I don't know if this has ever been done before. The engineer sort of looked at us weird, but we got it on the first take. -- Stevie Ray Vaughan
  • I was emotionally and physically punched in the stomach. This is not a place where you go and deliver the lines and then you come back. It's kind of a life-changing experience. But it can't get better than this for any actor - this is like an opera. -- Javier Bardem
  • 2012 has been an extraordinary year for our country. We cheered our Queen to the rafters with the Jubilee, showed the world what we're made of by staging the most spectacular Olympic and Paralympic Games ever and - let's not forget - punched way above our weight in the medals table. -- David Cameron
  • I saw a guy being really abusive to his girlfriend. She was asking people to help, but no one would. When he grabbed her, I tried to separate them, but he turned on me. I punched him and knocked him down. It wasn't a scandal; I was just doing what anybody should. -- Timothy Hutton
  • If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. -- Louis C. K.
  • You punched him by accident. -- Sarah Dessen
  • Usually in fist fights you get punched in the face. -- David James Elliott
  • The hand that punched is the hands that gives compassion -- David Avidan
  • I half-punched a paparazzo once. I've hit a few people. -- Sienna Miller
  • Reth laughed. I punched him. It hurt. Me, not him, unfortunately. -- Kiersten White
  • We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth. -- Woody Allen
  • Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose. -- Alice Cooper
  • I've never scratched, or punched, or slapped anybody in my real life. -- Leelee Sobieski
  • Economists are like computers. They need to have facts punched into them. -- Kenneth E. Boulding
  • As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach. -- John Swartzwelder
  • The house is still, like the breath has been punched out of it. -- Mary E. Pearson
  • My mom wouldn't know Tom Cruise if he punched her in the face. -- Gillian Jacobs
  • Fall down again, Bella?' No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face. -- Stephenie Meyer
  • I remember on 'JAG,' Joe Jackson punched Stephen Culp and shattered his nose. -- David James Elliott
  • When someone is punched in the face, you find out what they are made of. -- Jacques Audiard
  • Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched. -- Marc Maron
  • I've never been punched in the face, so I didn't know it would hurt so much! -- Elena Roger
  • Superman punched out Hitler. So did Captain America. That's one of the things they're there for. -- Frank Miller
  • I tried to talk to Annabeth, but she was acting like I'd just punched her grandmother. -- Rick Riordan
  • I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched. -- Greg Kinnear
  • I've been in a few fights and I know what it's like to get punched in the face. -- James McAvoy
  • The doctor punched my vein, the captain called me Cain, upon my belly sat the sow of fear. -- Karl Shapiro
  • I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game. -- Adam Rex
  • It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face. -- Joe Teti
  • Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort. -- Dana Gould
  • I never punched in anything when I recorded Imaginaryland. Where the title came from is a whole other story. -- Petra Haden
  • I punched my buddy in the nose after lunch, now I'm in trouble cause the dean saw the punch. -- Bobby Vee
  • I have a hard time watching people getting punched on screen; I have to close my eyes a lot. -- Gillian Jacobs
  • Guess in my brain I have a figurative 'man card' that's got certain punches that need to be punched. -- Jason Babin
  • But the absence of him is everywhere I look. It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest. -- Stephenie Meyer
  • When the guy with asthma finally came in from the fire escape, Parker rabbit-punched him and took his gun away. -- Donald E. Westlake
  • The created order is everywhere punched and torn open by ellipses, drifts, and leaks of meaning: it is a sieve-order. -- Michel De Certeau
  • When the guy with asthma finally came in from the fire escape, Parker rabbit-punched him and took his gun away. -- Donald E. Westlake
  • You accidentally punched him? Wyatt asked, suppressing a chuckleI'm not sure you have a full understanding of the whole bodyguard thing. -- Michael J. Sullivan
  • The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face. -- Dov Davidoff
  • Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. Then, like a rat, they stop in fear and freeze. -- Mike Tyson
  • Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face. -- Andy Richter
  • I tried to drink and leave the world unseen, But the world just punched me in the face while I was drunk. -- Alastair Matthews
  • I'd like to thank everybody who ever punched or kissed me in my life and everybody who I ever punched or kissed. -- John Patrick Shanley
  • Im a believer in getting punched in the face. I know it sounds cliched, but to me, fighting is a metaphor for life. -- Frank Grillo
  • I was punched breathless by the strongest emotions I have ever felt and they are now stored in my intuition as a writer. -- Amy Tan
  • Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face. -- Dane Cook
  • You accidentally punched him?" Wyatt asked, suppressing a chuckle. "I'm not sure you have a full understanding of the whole bodyguard thing. -- Michael J. Sullivan
  • Maybe the only significant difference between a really smart simulation and a human being was the noise they made when you punched them. -- Terry Pratchett
  • I've punched a fan in the face because he was obnoxious. I've also pinched a child and made him cry, but I was 10 then! -- Kajol
  • You're not going to suck.'' "?"?Not at the guitar, anyway,'' Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. "?"?Ow. -- Rachel Caine
  • You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. -- Jeff Foxworthy
  • Annoyance and pathos warred in my breast, and after a short struggle, annoyance punched pathos in the snout like the voracious shark it was. -- Kate Elliott
  • I was a relationship retard. I kicked, shoved, and punched people out of my life, so they never had a chance to hurt me. -- Tarryn Fisher
  • He's body slammed enough people to start a new country. And there could be a neighbouring city for the people he's punched in the throat -- Gena Showalter
  • Let's have the type of night where it's 5 a.m. and one of us has definitely punched someone who's been on a Disney Channel show. -- Elijah
  • I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' -- Bill Bailey
  • Before I could stop myself, I punched his arm. â??Careful,â? he said in a low voice. â??They might think weâ??re flirting. --
  • He stepped forward and punched Dorian in the face, hard enough that I heard a thwack. "Ow," moaned Dorian, wincing from the pain. "My greatest asset. -- Richelle Mead
  • The action pictures I've been typically involved with, when somebody gets punched, you really feel the punching, and when somebody gets shot, you really feel the shot. -- Lorenzo di Bonaventura
  • A normal fight is thirty seconds of rolling around on the floor, scrapping, that's what it is. It's not rolling over boxes or getting punched through windows. -- Danny Dyer
  • I was exposed to violence while I was still in the womb - my father punched my mother in the stomach while she was pregnant with me. -- Jim Goad
  • Really, he could have just punched me in the stomach, because my brain refused to comprehend the words he was saying. A physical assault, it might have understood. -- Tammara Webber
  • There are two types of people in the world: people who are passionate about things, and people who've had their passion punched, beaten, or whatever out of them. -- Kevyn Aucoin
  • You tell anyone that I cried, and I'll cut your liver out." "Do you even know where a human liver resides?"[...] "Yes," she said, and punched him in it. -- Anne Stuart
  • I'm basically like, you know, learned pretty quickly the guy who throws the first punch usually wins, so when people gave me a hard time I just punched them. -- Quentin Tarantino
  • Do you love him?" There were only a few people in the world who could ask me such insanely personal questions without getting punched. Dimitri was one of them. -- Richelle Mead
  • No one knew where you were before you were born, but when you were born, it wasn't long before you found you'd arrived with your return ticket already punched. -- Terry Pratchett
  • There have been some terrible winters in Chicago, where it feels like I'm literally being punched in the face, and everyone walks around looking stunned like they've just witnessed a murder. -- Cecily Strong
  • I punched to line. "Yes? What?" "Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over there and have a word with you. -- Carrie Vaughn
  • Naggers always know what they are doing. They weigh up the risks, then they go on and on and on until they get what they want or until they get punched. -- Jools Holland
  • You have to write scenes and design scenes that are scary and horrific, but that are also watchable. I didn't want people to just feel like they got punched in the stomach. -- Eli Roth
  • I said I fell down. Ah. The ground bloodied your nose, split yer lip, and punched ye in th' eye, all at once. I said I don't want to talk about it. -- Tamora Pierce
  • You're suspended sixty feet up in the air, you've been up there for three hours, and all the shot requires is that you have to sort of react to getting punched in the head. -- Alfred Molina
  • Maybe under all that guilt and certainty that he couldn't love again, he still wanted me. I would have liked to have found out. But I didn't have the time. Instead, I punched him. -- Richelle Mead
  • You know, some people think Shadowhunters are just myths. Like mummies and genies." Kyle grinned at Jace. "Can you grant wishes?" "That depends," he said. "Do you wish to be punched in the face? -- Cassandra Clare
  • I have always really liked Tom Jones and I can't wait to see him in action. One thing is for sure, I would rather be singing for a living than getting punched on the head. -- Ricky Hatton
  • Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for "Hound Dog." Too bad Elvis had never recorded one called "Dickhead. -- Jennifer Crusie
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